Phillies Recommend Not Filling Void Left by Mike Zagurski with Food
Left-handed people are treated like royalty in baseball. If teams could, they sprout and harvest their own crops of southpaws in subterranean labs, getting them from some organic process that led to…Read More
Phillies Celebrate Seven Game Win Streak by Disposing of J.C. Romero
Just after Cliff Lee reeled in the Marlins, beat them to death with an oar, and tossed them back into the ocean to traumatize their fish families, the Phillies announced that lefty walk specialist J.C.…Read More
Phillies Deem Brian Schlitter Better than Drew Carpenter
“C’mon, Brian, all of Our Lady of Resurrection is behind you!!” says Dr. David L. Fishman, the sponsor of Brian Schlitter’s Baseball Reference page; but you can’t tell if…Read More

