J.C. Romero Wants to be the Next Cliff Lee; Won’t
I don’t know how many emotional homecomings we can budget in this offseason, but J.C. would love at least one more. Of course, anything that happens in the wake of a Cliff Lee signing is kind of…Read More
A Slow Descent Into Deafening Silence
We’ve had a lot of laughs here the past few days. At least, I have; self-guffawing at my subtle brand of “making shit up,” while spewing Triscuit fragments deep, deep into the unreachable…Read More
Ruben Sneaks Out of Orlando with Dennys Reyes Under His Arm
Most of the big names are off the market–Gonzalez, Crawford, Werth, uh, Dennys Reyes–so you’re probably wondering just who in the heck Ruben plans on signing out of no where this off…Read More
Phillies Close the Book on the Worst Idea Ever
Well, my excuse to yell and word-punch my way through the rest of the week was destroyed, as Jeff Francoeur signed with the Royals (or “picked them over” the Phillies, according to this fantastically…Read More
It is Dennys Reyes’ Turn to Get Phillies’ Promiscuous Interest
Just like you, the Phillies are using Black Friday to show interest in things. But instead of that set of 350 Cincinnati Bengal tube socks for $4.75, the Phils are holding a brand new lefty reliever…Read More

