Update: Happy Rule 5 Draft Day! – Phillies Select Ender Inciarte
Update: Ender Inciarte was selected by the Phillies with the 15th pick of the 2012 Rule 5 Draft. Inciarte is a 22 year old left handed hitting outfielder. In 2012 he hit .307 with 2 HR and 47 RBI with…Read More
David Herndon Sucked Up, Assimilated with Amorphous Yankees Blob
Long reliever barely has time to scream before being ushered away by Yankees’ dark priests While the Phillies stand pat for the moment, allowing rumors to form and circulate in order to maintain…Read More
David Herndon Leaves Behind Phillies Legacy of That One Play That Time
Execs note bullpen will probably be the same without him With Ty Wigginton, Michael Martinez, and most of the coaching staff, the Phillies have spent the past few weeks trimming the fat, or in the case…Read More
David Herndon Injury Ruins Chances of Winning ‘Long Reliever of the Year’ Award
UPDATE: Award does not exist; never will The Phillies continued their trend of putting the local MRI guy’s kids through college last night, scheduling reliever David Herndon for an appointment in…Read More
So That Happend
Lab0r day weekend is considered the last weekend of summer. The holiday is dedicated to the contributions of the American worker and it became a holiday in 1894. Because of communist overtones the…Read More
To Those Who Fell Asleep, The Phillies Won
I woke up on my living room floor. I know that I saw Ryan Madson dispense of Miguel Montero to end…Read More
Kyle Kendrick Foolishly Enters Wager with Cliff Lee
“Cliff Lee touched home plate, looked toward the visitor’s bullpen 360 feet away, brushed…Read More
Rich Dubee Blames David Herndon for all that David Herndon
“…and we’re going to see some action in the Phillies bullpen,” Tom McCarthy will…Read More
Oswalt Hit Around in 7-5 Loss
The Phillies offense finally scored more than three runs, the problem lies in the fact that the Arizona…Read More
Phillies Demand Death Match to Decide Final Bullpen Spot
The Phillies have told us there is only one bullpen spot available, and given the morose way in which…Read More
Cole Hamels Actually at Somewhat Fault for Loss
I do this thing where I change the channel nanoseconds before the final out of a Phillies loss happens.…Read More
Phillies Pitching Rocked by Diamondbacks and Other Desert Wildlife
Like a young gunslinger, the Phillies came swaggering out west after some minor success against division…Read More
David Herndon: The Lost Dog From Rancho Cucamonga
“Natural sink” isn’t necessarily a phrase you want to hear about something. If, for…Read More
40-man Roster Now Closer to 40 Than Ever
“Oh, so now that the Phillies are THE powerhouse in the National league, every network’s…Read More













