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Cards On The Table: Darren Daulton’s Recent Birthday Is An Excuse To Post Some Random Cards Of Him

Listen, I’m not going to lie to you. I struggled to come up with a decent “Cards on the Table” topic for this week. There’s not a lot of news going on right now, and frankly, the…Read More

PHREAK SHOW: Ruben Amaro Jr. Goes Back in Time Using Darren Daulton’s Time Machine

Grand finale time for the Phreak Show.  We’re no stranger to complete and utter fiction on TBOH.  So it is with open arms that we welcome chapters 1-4 of Ryan ‘s (@petzrawr, formerly of The…Read More

Phil-Literature: “If They Only Knew”

I’m on the road this weekend so your precious book review is going to be a repeat from a while ago when I was obsessed with Darren Daulton briefly.  This was before people actually read this blog,…Read More

Dutch: Part 3

This is the last entry for you “huge blocks of text” enthusiasts out there.  Darren Daulton’s celebrity dart tournament just happened January 28, and in honor of whatever that is, I…Read More

Dutch: Part 2

Do you like reading massive blocks of text?!  ”Of course not!  500 words or less, and there’s got to be a picture in there, too!  Something funny, like two guys colliding or an animal wearing…Read More

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Dutch: Part 1

There’s an ancient VHS case sitting in my closet or under my desk or behind the toilet or somewhere…Read More

Mount Airy Gives Darren Daulton Microphone; Hilarity Ensues

I want to say, I’m not making fun of Darren Daulton.  I like the guy.  I’m just……Read More