Cards On The Table: Darren Daulton’s Recent Birthday Is An Excuse To Post Some Random Cards Of Him
Listen, I’m not going to lie to you. I struggled to come up with a decent “Cards on the Table” topic for this week. There’s not a lot of news going on right now, and frankly, the…Read More
PHREAK SHOW: Ruben Amaro Jr. Goes Back in Time Using Darren Daulton’s Time Machine
Grand finale time for the Phreak Show. We’re no stranger to complete and utter fiction on TBOH. So it is with open arms that we welcome chapters 1-4 of Ryan ‘s (@petzrawr, formerly of The…Read More
Phil-Literature: “If They Only Knew”
I’m on the road this weekend so your precious book review is going to be a repeat from a while ago when I was obsessed with Darren Daulton briefly. This was before people actually read this blog,…Read More
Dutch: Part 3
This is the last entry for you “huge blocks of text” enthusiasts out there. Darren Daulton’s celebrity dart tournament just happened January 28, and in honor of whatever that is, I…Read More
Dutch: Part 2
Do you like reading massive blocks of text?! ”Of course not! 500 words or less, and there’s got to be a picture in there, too! Something funny, like two guys colliding or an animal wearing…Read More
Dutch: Part 1
There’s an ancient VHS case sitting in my closet or under my desk or behind the toilet or somewhere…Read More
Mount Airy Gives Darren Daulton Microphone; Hilarity Ensues
I want to say, I’m not making fun of Darren Daulton. I like the guy. I’m just……Read More




