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Danys Baez Being DFA’d Better News Than Brad Lidge Returning
Mere days after crediting Danys Baez for Antonio Bastardo’s success for some reason, Charlie Manuel and the Phillies said good bye to the usually-terrible reliever through the trusted majesty of…Read More
As Expected, Baez Terrible
Kyle Kendrick + David Herdon + Andrew Carpenter + Danys Baez = Extra innings loss to the Marlins. Danys Baez allowed a walk off home run to Mike Stanton that surprised no one. Here come the Braves.
Danys Baez Takes Batting Practice Just in Case of 19 Inning Game
The Phillies’ confidence in Danys Baez seems to be increasing; so much so that they had him take some BP for what was apparently a reason. “I’m pitching multiple innings now, and I just…Read More
Danys Baez is Not a Very Good Major League Baseball Pitcher
Cole Hamels gave up one hit to the Pittsburg Pirates tonight. One hit; a clean single up the middle from Andrew McCutchen in the bottom of the fourth inning. The Pirates scratched across a run in the…Read More
Danys Baez, David Herndon and Wilson Valdez Star in 19 Inning Win
Huh?! What the hell just happened.? I think what happened was that I stayed up until 2:00 A.M. ON A SCHOOL NIGHT watching a baseball game last over five hours. The combination of terrible pitchers…Read More
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The Danys Baez Award Application
Congratulations on entering the ballot process for the esteemed Danys Baez Award! This award is given…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Tap the Rockies
Just like a business trip during a mid-life crisis, our two days in St. Louis took a series of dark turns…Read More
Oswalt Injured as Bullpen Coughs Up Lead
Bad bullpen. Inconsistent line-up. These are the two major concerns that have sent the baseball pundits…Read More
Mayberry Jr. Wins Game…..Seriously
Baseball players have the market cornered on terrible facial hair. Brett Myers is a thirty year old…Read More
Dance With Me Inside This Ring of Fire: A Phillies Square Table Discussion
Part One: Square Table Discussion When Crashburn Alley announced its intelligent person round table…Read More
The Key to Improving Danys Baez is “Hope”
Say hello to Danys Baez. Or say one of the other things you normally say to him, like “Get this…Read More
Baez Pitched Better Than Lee Today
Pigs flew, hell froze over, Abreu sacrificed his body and Curt Schilling shut his fat mouth. Today,…Read More
Phillies Bullpen Fully Expecting Total Abandonment
“We gave a great rotation and those guys used to go deep all the time in the game… seven,…Read More
Charlie Manuel Confused, Enraged by Ryan Madson Quirkiness
“I’ve been wearing it every day to the playoffs, so I had to wear it again today,” Madson said…Read More
Braves Finally Find Way to Sneak Into Playoffs
I once interned at a TV station and, after reminding one of the editors it was my last day, they held…Read More
Jesse Biddle Selected To Play In Front of Vomiteurs, Taserings, and Drunk Children; Phillies Lose Again
It was 1994, and Major League Baseball was crippled by a players’ strike. Four giant chunks of…Read More
BLOOD IN THE WATER: TBOH’s Ass-Kicking, Gunslinging, Shark Infested 2010 Phillies Preview
PART THREE Roy Halladay (17-10, 2.79 ERA, 32 G) What’s going to happen? Roy’s going to come…Read More
It Was Danys Baez
Days late in reporting the acquisition I’ve been pissing and moaning about for a week now, it is…Read More
Sweet Relief
Oh, that crazy bullpen. What are they gonna do next? Nothing. Just like before. I’m not complaining.…Read More
Chan Ho Park Celebrates Holidays by Demanding Money from Former Victim of Hat Theft
I don’t know if Chan Ho Park went home and got bitch-slapped by his wife, or suffered one too many…Read More
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