Cole Hamels Falls Several Hundred Votes Shy of Anything Resembling NL Cy Young
Southpaw banks on horrified Reds writer for fifth place vote By now, everyone is going heart-shaped pupils over R.A. Dickey and his amazing loop-tacular baseball-throwing. So otherworldy have the media…Read More
Cliff Lee, Roy Halladay Voted Not Good Enough by Baseball Writers
You probably thought the Phillies’ pitching staff was pretty good. Yesterday, we found out just how good they were: Not very good at all. Finishing second, third, and fifth in the NL Cy Young…Read More
Baez Pitched Better Than Lee Today
Pigs flew, hell froze over, Abreu sacrificed his body and Curt Schilling shut his fat mouth. Today, something that no one could have every predicted happened; Danys Baez had a better line then Cliff…Read More
In Surprise News, Everyone Thinks Roy Halladay is Awesome
They worried about his playoff experience, so he threw a no-hitter. The Phillies were in mid-trainwreck, so he threw a perfect game. He threw more innings, faced more batters, and won more games than…Read More


