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Game Day Six-Pack: “Cubs Still Looking for Their Window”
As you may have noticed, I’m filling in for our fearless leader Justin in our weekly game day 6-pack. Justin would love to be here, but as soon as he got word of Vance Worley’s inflamed elbow…Read More
Polly Polly Oxen Free: Polanco’s Double Leads Phils to 6-4 Win
Placido Polanco seems like a very nice person. He also has a really big head. I am not speaking figuratively here, the part of his body that holds his brains is larger than it should be for a man…Read More
Phillies Phoes of the Week
Chicago Cubs: 6-13 (4/27-4/30) The Chicago Cubs find themselves in the basement of the NL Central coming into their series with the Phillies. This is not a shocker, as the Cubs and their new management…Read More
Phillies Welcome Ryne Sandberg Back After Little Job Interview “Experiment”
Fate is always best when it is accepted without question, I always say. For instance, I have wholly embraced my destiny to write and direct a disaster movie in which the earth’s water and land…Read More
Theo Epstein Moves Forward with Sinister Coachnapping Plan
Hey, look how young and hip and self-aware and gracious Theo Epstein is. While you were gushing over that full page ad he took out to thank Boston for letting leave town under his own free will and not…Read More
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Starlin Castro and Darwin Barney Shouted at After Loss to Phillies
It may have been hard for Mike Quade to stand there and watch the last 8 2/3 inning of Wednesday’s…Read More
Series 6-Pack: “This team is the Island of Misfit Toys”
Jordan Campbell is one of those classy guys who gives thoughtful, intelligent responses when asked questions,…Read More
Series 6-Pack: “The Cubs will not stop losing”
The Cubs! The Cubs. Oh, the Cubs. Jordan Campbell of Cubbies Crib seems to embody the fan gutted…Read More
Someone Else Finally Ready to Acknowledge that Joe Blanton Exists
“What they have over there in Philadelphia, it’s a really, really incredible pitching staff.…Read More
Phillies Scout Says Phillies Are Great, Goes to Cubs
The off season is crammed full of moves, like Ruben Amaro’s head full of secrets. Even when blockbuster…Read More
Ryne Sandberg Now Officially Back on Phillies Payroll; Jose Contreras Not
You can’t help but feel like we’re watching baseball’s longest running joke chug along…Read More
You Should Care that Gene Dziadura is Dead
Gene Dziadura is dead. “I don’t know who that is!” yells you, turning grumpily back…Read More
Phils Ninth Inning Rally Sponsored by Cubs’ Defense
When I got to college for the first time to begin the sick experiment of living on my own, there was…Read More
Discussing a Phils Loss After Discovering I Did Not Get A Job
EDITOR’S NOTE: Lead Writer Justin Klugh found out this morning the interesting, sexy internship…Read More
Jose Contreras Forgets, Remembers How To Pitch in Relief
In the 8th inning and a lead of three runs or less, it is a familiar sight to have the bullpen gate squeak…Read More
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