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Charlie Manuel Waits for Placido Polanco to Leave; Calls Other Third Baseman

“MORE CORTISONE,” the Phillies trainers shouted, shattering the glass casing that read “Break in case of anything,” and dragging the firehose-esque device out. Placido Polanco wanted…Read More

Ryan Howard Receiving Shot to Make Him Even More Powerful

“Even more powerful” in this case meaning “back to normal levels of power.” They say the Achilles is the Achilles of the human body.  There’s a reason you shouldn’t…Read More

Chase Utley and Domonic Brown Soon to be Surgery Buddies

Does it even count as “baseball” if Chase Utley isn’t playing it?  No.  The answer is it does not.  Fortunately, Chase gave cortisone a self esteem boost by allowing it to inject itself…Read More