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Aaron Rowand Once Again the Center of Unfortunate Signing Rumor

Justin Klugh — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 18:00:37 +0000

“Heeeehhhhhrrrrrrrmmmmmm. Guh.”

–My Reaction to This News

Welp, we’re talking Aaron-Rowand-to-the-Phils again, and that means all manner of displeased sounds coming out of people. (more…)

Charlie and Ruben are Too Close for Contracts

Justin Klugh — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 20:44:39 +0000

The off season is a continuing cycle of impatience. I’ve been ready for baseball to start again since mid-December, which is coincidentally when the Phillies signed Cliff Lee. Does that mean I’m just some dorkus fan, only treasuring Phillies baseball when they’ve made some blockbuster roster move? Yes. But now I’m a dorkus with a slightly premature 2011 Phillies preview on the hallowed pages of Seatgeek.

Charlie Manuel, however, is perfectly content to wait the off season out, even if he–whoopsedaisy–does not have a contract that extends into the next one. (more…)

Jayson Werth is Making it Hard to Blindly Believe He Will Stay

Justin Klugh — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 21:14:25 +0000

I know you’ve been somewhat update-starved lately, so I wanted to provide you with the majority of what’s been keeping me so busy.

Things I Did Instead of Witnessing My Friend’s Best Halo: Reach Kills

Poured coffee
Burnt myself
Called Mr. Coffee a “punk bitch.”
Kept claiming it was my turn to play.
Kept claiming I was embroidering a pillow with “fuck Nick’s Xbox Achievements” on it.
Folded a shirt
Grabbed a piece of paper to write these down
Wrote these down

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