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Jimmy Rollins Now in Danger of Being Dragged Away by Tigers
”It is unclear how aggressively the Tigers are pursuing Rollins.” –Philadelphia Daily News What Jimmy is doing on vacation out in the wild is beyond me, but I suppose the pressures…Read More
Phillies Put Decisive End to Pete Orr Bidding War
In December 2009, Cliff Lee was torn away from the Phillies. In October 2011, Pete Orr suffered the exact same fate. Pete’s exit from the organization several days ago sent emotional shockwaves…Read More
Ruben Amaro Hints at Hilarious Eight-Year Deal with Jimmy Rollins
“Everybody knows what we want to do; no secret that we’d like to bring Jimmy back. Whether it’s three, four, five, eight years, that’s up to us to decide and hopefully with the…Read More
Prospect Ryan Garvey to Begin Ruing This Day in Three Years
“Ryan Garvey announced this week that he will become a Trojan and play baseball for USC, rather than accepting an offer from the Philadelphia Phillies, who drafted him in the 15th round.” –Bill…Read More
Phillies Forecast Showing Four More Years of Smug
As near as we can tell, “Philadelphia Phillies GM” was a job filled by a seal wearing a clown nose, who answered questions by barking and diving down a slip ‘n slide. It took several…Read More
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Charlie Manuel Contract Thing Reaches New Level of *Sigh*
Yes, I think Charlie Manuel is the Jeremiah Johnson of baseball. All of the things that happen in that…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Not Waiting for Pre Season to Say Endearing Things
“I’m working on my six pack. You can get yours at phillies.com.” –Jimmy Rollins Okay,…Read More
A Quick Jayson Werth Update to Interrupt Your Breakfast
Put down your cereal. I know its delicious; put it down. *Takes spoon away from you forcefully* Read…Read More
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