Phillies Ask You to Not be Curious as they Forbid Everyone from Ryan Howard Workouts

Justin Klugh — Tue, 22 May 2012 14:30:52 +0000

Bob Brookover, notorious troublemaker/Phillies beat writer for the Inquirer, was kicked out of the Bright House Complex last Wednesday for spray painting curse words on the outfield wall and peeing on Charlie Manuel as he slept. No, actually, Bob was walking around, looking at stuff to write about. Naturally, the sight of this well known mainstay of the Phillies media corps cover the team infuriated the guys upstairs and they had Bob tossed out of the complex twice.

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Here’s a Follow-up on that Not Crazy Mets Conspiracy

Justin Klugh — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 03:17:15 +0000

“I got a great lead, chief!” I yelled to my editor, bursting into the room. “A real headliner! This one’ll really jump off the page and strangle the readers!”

Confused and disoriented, he sat up in bed and turned on the lamp. “Wha… who is it? Justin? What the… how did you get into my house!”

“No time!” I exclaimed, shattering the lamp to make my point: This was serious. We continued the rest of the conversation in complete darkness.

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Phillies Ask You to Not be Curious as they Forbid Everyone from Ryan Howard Workouts

Here’s a Follow-up on that Not Crazy Mets Conspiracy