Phillies Plan to Use Draft Picks on Players Who Are Good
Go ahead, don’t be over Jayson Werth. Stand in the right field section of Nationals Park wagging a sign with some kind of “Werth/worth” pun and piss of the D.C. sportswriters with soundless…Read More
BlueClaws to Battle Hawks in Baseball, Not Crime Against Nature
By now, it should be clear that the Phillies have no problem turning their farm system against itself. They also have no qualms with threatening local college students during Spring Training. So when…Read More
Phillies Caravan to Roll into Place I Once Saw While Mostly Asleep
I went about college visits like a sloth with both legs broken. I dragged myself out of bed for early morning drives to godforsaken parts of the state, watching tiny bits of urban life disintegrate into…Read More

