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Cole Hamels, Ryan Howard Have Differing Reactions to Media
There are plenty of Phillies who’ll be answering questions soon. But at the moment, some have chosen to remain quiet. And that some is Cole Hamels. Cole left without speaking to anyone yesterday,…Read More
Phillies Dominated By Worst Pitcher Ever; Fall To Pathetic Marlins 5-1
If I were Cole Hamels, I’d be ticked off too. Hamels left Marlins Park after last night’s infuriating 5-1 loss to the pathetic Fish without speaking to the media. Because really, what was there…Read More
The Last Thing We Need Is For Cole Hamels To Blow Up
Something has been weird about Cole Hamels all year long. And Wednesday’s performance against the Cleveland Indians only perpetuated that weirdness. Hamels struggled with his command from the first…Read More
Phillies Enjoy Group Outing at the Cinema
Item! There’s not a thing that happens on the baseball diamond that can’t be solved with an enjoyable night of moving pictures! Those Philadelphia Phillies were at it again, having a night…Read More
Jesse Biddle Asked to be ‘Next Cole Hamels’ Now, Please
Jesse Biddle! He’s that guy everybody was like ‘Yeah he’s okay and oooh he’s from around here’ about until a few nights ago when that turned into ‘Jesse Biddle is…Read More
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‘Operation: Demoralizing Loss’ is Huge Success, Phils Shut Out 2-0
This recap is going to come at you in the form of several stats and moments as they blink into my head…Read More
Phillies Fail Hard Enough to Lose Much Worse than 4-3
“The Phillies are just the fourth NL team since 1935 to play four consecutive games without a walk.” –Todd…Read More
Phillies Gameday: Like Shooting Fish in a Barrel
The Phillies were fortunate to eek out a win in last night’s opener, needing 10 innings to finish…Read More
Chase Utley Loses to Braves in Opener, 7-5
“Holds were a problem and a problem compounded much of the season by the lack of power from the…Read More
REPORT: Cole Hamels Shaves Mustache for Some Asinine Reason
Several days ago, Cole Hamels was firing hot dogs from a four-wheeler, with the help of Cliff Lee’s…Read More
Cole Hamels: Phillies 2013 Opening Day Starter
Hey you, you and everyone else in that cave, sheltered from the cold, it’s time come out. Baseball’s…Read More
Cole Hamels Can Definitely Handle Roy Halladay’s Role, Cole Hamels Assures You
Man, Cole Hamels is fine with starting Opening Day. He’s so relaxed he’s spent the past few…Read More
Cole Hamels takes on Justin Verlander in Ace-on-Ace Action
The Phillies are being marched out to face reigning American League earth-shatterer Justin Verlander,…Read More
Cole Hamels Given Ceremonial ‘Opening Day Starter’ Blessing
Cole Hamels has been deemed worthy of opening day starter duties. Whether it was his status as a dominant…Read More
Cole Hamels not Shellshocked Enough to Miss Out on One-Hitting Astros
This could be a bit scattered, as America is leading its WBC game against Canada at the moment, and Jimmy…Read More
Cole Hamels Solid, Pen has Three Weeks to Impress
Cole Hamles pitched five innings in a 7-1 victory today allowing one hit and one walk against the newest…Read More
Innocent Children to Witness Cole Hamels vs. Horrifying Dominican Republic Lineup
Today’s Phillies game is special, as it pits them against the Dominican Republic national team,…Read More
Cole Hamels Thrilled, Not Necessarily Interested in Leadership Role
It’s a lot to ask somebody, filling Roy Halladay’s shoes. Mostly because he’s got…Read More
Roy Halladay Tragically Takes Self Out of Running for Opening Day Start
In a heroic move that history will remember as a sign of the apocalypse, Roy Halladay gave Cole Hamels…Read More
Does King Felix’s New Deal Make Hamels a Prince?
King Felix Hernandez can now purchase the crown jewels of England if he so desires. ESPN’s Buster…Read More
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