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Cole Hamels, Ryan Howard Have Differing Reactions to Media

There are plenty of Phillies who’ll be answering questions soon. But at the moment, some have chosen to remain quiet.  And that some is Cole Hamels. Cole left without speaking to anyone yesterday,…Read More

Phillies Dominated By Worst Pitcher Ever; Fall To Pathetic Marlins 5-1

If I were Cole Hamels, I’d be ticked off too. Hamels left Marlins Park after last night’s infuriating 5-1 loss to the pathetic Fish without speaking to the media. Because really, what was there…Read More

The Last Thing We Need Is For Cole Hamels To Blow Up

Something has been weird about Cole Hamels all year long. And Wednesday’s performance against the Cleveland Indians only perpetuated that weirdness. Hamels struggled with his command from the first…Read More

Phillies Enjoy Group Outing at the Cinema

Item! There’s not a thing that happens on the baseball diamond that can’t be solved with an enjoyable night of moving pictures! Those Philadelphia Phillies were at it again, having a night…Read More

Jesse Biddle Asked to be ‘Next Cole Hamels’ Now, Please

Jesse Biddle!  He’s that guy everybody was like ‘Yeah he’s okay and oooh he’s from around here’ about until a few nights ago when that turned into ‘Jesse Biddle is…Read More

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‘Operation: Demoralizing Loss’ is Huge Success, Phils Shut Out 2-0

This recap is going to come at you in the form of several stats and moments as they blink into my head…Read More

Phillies Fail Hard Enough to Lose Much Worse than 4-3

“The Phillies are just the fourth NL team since 1935 to play four consecutive games without a walk.” –Todd…Read More

Phillies Gameday: Like Shooting Fish in a Barrel

The Phillies were fortunate to eek out a win in last night’s opener, needing 10 innings to finish…Read More

Chase Utley Loses to Braves in Opener, 7-5

“Holds were a problem and a problem compounded much of the season by the lack of power from the…Read More

REPORT: Cole Hamels Shaves Mustache for Some Asinine Reason

Several days ago, Cole Hamels was firing hot dogs from a four-wheeler, with the help of Cliff Lee’s…Read More

Cole Hamels: Phillies 2013 Opening Day Starter

Hey you, you and everyone else in that cave, sheltered from the cold, it’s time come out. Baseball’s…Read More

Cole Hamels Can Definitely Handle Roy Halladay’s Role, Cole Hamels Assures You

Man, Cole Hamels is fine with starting Opening Day. He’s so relaxed he’s spent the past few…Read More

Cole Hamels takes on Justin Verlander in Ace-on-Ace Action

The Phillies are being marched out to face reigning American League earth-shatterer Justin Verlander,…Read More

Cole Hamels Given Ceremonial ‘Opening Day Starter’ Blessing

Cole Hamels has been deemed worthy of opening day starter duties. Whether it was his status as a dominant…Read More

Cole Hamels not Shellshocked Enough to Miss Out on One-Hitting Astros

This could be a bit scattered, as America is leading its WBC game against Canada at the moment, and Jimmy…Read More

Cole Hamels Solid, Pen has Three Weeks to Impress

Cole Hamles pitched five innings in a 7-1 victory today allowing one hit and one walk against the newest…Read More

Innocent Children to Witness Cole Hamels vs. Horrifying Dominican Republic Lineup

Today’s Phillies game is special, as it pits them against the Dominican Republic national team,…Read More

Cole Hamels Thrilled, Not Necessarily Interested in Leadership Role

It’s a lot to ask somebody, filling Roy Halladay’s shoes. Mostly because he’s got…Read More

Roy Halladay Tragically Takes Self Out of Running for Opening Day Start

In a heroic move that history will remember as a sign of the apocalypse, Roy Halladay gave Cole Hamels…Read More

Does King Felix’s New Deal Make Hamels a Prince?

King Felix Hernandez can now purchase the crown jewels of England if he so desires. ESPN’s Buster…Read More