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Phillies Tickets Not as Valuable When Team Employs Delmon Young, Sources Say
Last week, we all had a great laugh at the Marlins’ expense via a well-written article on Pattison Ave. You see, their lack of money or a team and general horribleness has led to a failed interest…Read More
Phillies Clinch First Place of Vegetarian Ballpark Food Options
There’s are lot of “Only in Philly” things. Swallowing batteries so we can throw them up later on Santa Claus. Cole Hamels’ career thus far. Those mysterious all-purpose meat cheesesteaks…Read More
Phillies Strive to be Best at Being Sustainable Due to Lack of Actual Baseball Skill
The 2012 Phillies have all the makings of a baseball fairy tale: All of the good players are injured. Former heroes turning into goats. A constant, nagging fear that fan favorites will abandon us.…Read More
Flyers Going to Go Ahead and Take That Stadium if Phillies Aren’t Using it
The Flyers, hardly content to keep their big fancy Winter Classic all to themselves, will be skating into the Phils’ locker room at Citizens Bank Park to unveil some clothing. I’ve been told…Read More
Phillies Appreciate Your Attendance and Money, Would Like More
Your money is great. Look at it, sitting there in that bank account. Sometimes the numbers go up, but a lot of times they go down. You’re a passionate, impulsive young person, so that’s…Read More
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Citizens Bank Park is First to Welcome Enormous Robot Overlords
Citizens Bank Park has long been your home for family friendly Philadelphia Phillies baseball,…Read More
Series 6-Pack: We Play the Braves a Lot
Me and Fred Owens from Tomahawk Take hurled some stones today via email, and we discussed such baseball-centric…Read More
Cole Hamels Confession Opens the Door to Honesty
Ryan Lawrence reported yesterday that not only did Cole Hamels hear the boos raining down on him after…Read More
Robin Roberts’ Awesome Belongings to be Purchased by Rich People
Cliff Lee gave up a bunch of runs last night, and I know you think that means I went out and took my…Read More
Harry Kalas to be Commemorated with Giant Version of Self
Going to work every day and staring Harry Kalas in the face must be a humbling, eerie experience at this…Read More
Teachers to Once Again Catch Easy Break at Phillies Game
As a nation, we can agree that teachers have it pretty easy. First of all, they don’t work three…Read More
If Only They’d Let Us Throw Batteries
As a Philadelphian, I am naturally aroused by D-cell batteries. I do not understand why. I wake up…Read More
Jesse Biddle Already Correctly Terrified of Fans
Phils first round draft pick Jesse Biddle will be one of those rare Phillies who has been in crowds hurling…Read More
Phillies are Basically the Perfect Team
And I’m not just saying that because I’m trying to put together my all-division team for…Read More
Local Thief Gets Phillies Tickets in Totally Unexpected Way
I’m sure by now you’ve made this Phillies blog your home page and seldom stray from it except…Read More
Jamie Moyer Celebrates Holidays with Plunging Realty Prices
Thanksgiving! We all got through it okay. Or at least, well enough to get up Monday morning, kick…Read More
Shane Victorino Wins Apparently Meaningless Award
Well, since Derek Jeter inexplicably got one (A revelation to which I may have overreacted a tad), you…Read More
The People vs. Citi Field
Citi Field has seen its slice of architectural mishaps, record breaking collapse, and 3rd degree assault.…Read More
Series Sweep Not Ruined by Nervous Old People
Lidge popped up Miguel Cairo, Jayson made the snare, and the Phillies swept the Reds in four games to…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Just Totally Sick of Really Boring Game
Note: 23-year-old Reds starter Travis Wood, who took a no hitter into the 9th against the Phillies tonight,…Read More
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