Terrible news: the Phillies lost.  If this is the first you’ve hear of the debacle, I’d recommend upping your general awareness level quite a bit before the shock of Heath Leger’s death wilts your spirits.

Unless my computer wants to spontaneously update/restart without any warning, let’s get this funereal recap underway.  Ready, computer?  I can wait.

*Waits*

*Keeps waiting*

*Loses 9th game of Hearts in a row and breaks off several keys on keyboard by angrily pounding fist*

Okay!

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