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Chooch Sneaking in Some Baseball Down South
Carlos Ruiz has been exported to an island prison, where is forced to sit on a cliffside, staring out at the crashing waves of the ocean, and wonder how things all went so, so wrong. That island is in…Read More
Chooch Sidelined from MVP Campaign, Blog Reports Seven Hours Late
As everyone knows by now, Carlos Ruiz has been put on the disabled list with plantar fasciitis of the left foot, a disease which doctors have confirmed is not life threatening, flesh-eating, or super powers-giving.…Read More
If You’re Watching This Yadier, You Can Cram It: Chooch Leads Phils to 5-4 Win
Carlos Ruiz is having a better first half of the season than anyone would have ever expected. Can everyone imagine how horrible this team would be without his heroics? It is pretty easy to worry about…Read More
Carlos Ruiz Being Defeated in All-Star Vote by Cowards Terrified of Change
There comes a time in every 33-year-old catcher’s life when he must consider how his chosen career is affecting his health. Are his knees ruined? Does he scream in pain every time he gets out of…Read More
Chooch Gets Lee Off the Hook: Phillies Pour it on Late in 10-6 Win
I hate Mr. Met. I believe this may extend beyond the “I sure do hate David Wright” hate and has moved into the type of hate reserved for people who I genuinely don’t like. It is…Read More
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Chooch is Okay, Please Stop Calling, Request Phillies
If you’re like me, you sit up in bed a lot, heart racing and cold-sweating. Tonight, there will…Read More
What Bullpen Problems?: Phillies Win 7-3
It sucks to get swept by the Mets at home. At its core, it is never fun to watch a baseball team lose,…Read More
Another Reason to Hate Chipper: Braves Walk Off 15-13
The Phillies can’t score runs, but they sure can pitch….right? The Phillies offense managed…Read More
Chooch Hits Three Run Homer, Continues to be Adorable
Watching Prince Fielder play first base for the Detroit Tigers brings me back to my youth. The year…Read More
Carlos Ruiz Places 23rd in MVP Voting
This is probably a pretty surprising development for a converted second baseman with scant offensive…Read More
Phillies Take Series on Misplayed Bunt
Cliff Lee did not get the win today. If not for a Michael Martinez error on a sure double play in…Read More
Blame This One on the Rain
I have had enough of the Phillies relievers “back sliding in their metrics.” I liked it…Read More
Lee K’s Ten in 3-1 Victory
My grandfather was a Dodgers fan. When the team moved to Los Angeles, he continued to call them Brooklyn.…Read More
Here’s Your Wordless Game Recap for Yesterday
Not to take anything from Tony’s, but this seemed appropriate. I mean I spent all of five minutes…Read More
Lee Regrets Walk, But Still Manages To Shut Out Nationals
“I regret the walk.” Seriously? Cliff Lee topped Roy Halladay’s complete game six…Read More
Chooch Doesn’t Start, Goes 2-2 With Five RBI
Why the hell would any company want to use Randy Johnson as a spokesperson? Not that I am an expert…Read More
Chooch Makes More of Himself for the World to Enjoy
I may not respect babies, but I respect the people brave enough to pledge themselves to one until its…Read More
It’s Time to Accept that Paul Hoover is Gone
Its never easy to lose a third or fourth string catcher. Who of us can say they weren’t sucked…Read More
Carlos Ruiz Joins Hypothetical Team of Often Forgotten Names
There’s a reason it sounds like everybody hates Carlos Ruiz. His name and nickname have the “-ue”…Read More
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