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Chipper Jones Chooses Incorrectly Assembling Household Items over Baseball
Chipper Jones, a 40-year-old man who routinely uses the phrase”lol” and used to play baseball for the Atlanta Braves, has decided not to return to the game. Retirement in baseball is tricky…Read More
NL East Infection: Point and Laugh, Everyone
Washington Nationals [Excuses] [Scorn] [Inaccessibility] [Blame] [Finger-pointing] [Censorship] [Humiliation] Atlanta Braves It was a refreshingly justified end for Chipper Jones, as the Braves went…Read More
Chipper Jones to be Apparently Celebrated for Ruining Everything All the Time
Chipper Jones arrives in Philadelphia for hopefully the last time today, setting off a weekend of things he will do for the last time in Philadelphia, hopefully. Chipper Jones, a grown man named “Chipper,”…Read More
Another Reason to Hate Chipper: Braves Walk Off 15-13
The Phillies can’t score runs, but they sure can pitch….right? The Phillies offense managed to score thirteen runs and handed Roy Halladay a six run lead. This is a slam dunk right? It…Read More
Mid-Series 6-Pack: “I’m sure your lead is safe.”
I wouldn’t want to talk to me about the Braves, but Bob Horton seemed more than willing. Apparently he talks about them all the time. On another website called Tomahawk Take, where the Braves…Read More
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Chipper Jones Clearly Terrified of Facing Phillies Now; in Playoffs
Having been in second place for the majority of the season, 7.5 games back, and losing two of their starting…Read More
Phillies Fans Shriek In Horror as Braves Knock Lee Around
I suppose it was bound to happen. I know that Cliff chose us and came back to us after flirting with…Read More
Chipper Jones is True Gentleman About Hating Phillies
The problem with the Braves is that they refuse to start a classless volley of mean-spirited rabble-rousing.…Read More
Divisional Recourse: Cold Turkey
The Phillies haven’t chosen the best words to describe themselves lately, so let’s put an…Read More
Divisional Recourse: Everybody’s Pissed
A new year, a fresh start, a whole new set of enemies. They have to hate us by now. They must. And…Read More
Top 5 Braves You Wouldn’t Want to Fight
Today is the dawn of a new era, in that I asked a few people to do guest posts, and they didn’t…Read More
Dallas Green Gives Not Profanity-Laced Advice on Having Patience
Does the New York Post go out of its way to make the Mets look like a frolicking gaggle of pre-pubescent,…Read More
Raul Ibanez Promises Phillies Are About To Get Cat-Like
What’s the old saying? You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him hit with runners…Read More
Phillies-Braves: This Series Ain’t Big Enough For the Both of Us
According to this Phillies preview, one of the hottest match-ups of this Phillies-Braves game will the…Read More
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