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Local Children Still Interested in Baseball Despite Phillies

How do you keep children interested in things? Obviously, when we are kids, the world is a flashy, abrupt place filled with dinosaurs and LEGO.  Any kid is going to have a hard time staying focused.…Read More

Local Child Reveals Blueprints for Phillies Flying Machine

Every innocent smile from children should tell you something:  They’re up to something. I don’t trust them, personally.  They’re just small people whose crimes are easily excused and…Read More

Prospect Has Same Body, Future as Roy Halladay

“Roy Halladay is so high on mine and everyone’s list, we don’t use his name with anyone,” [Phillies scout Chuck LaMar] said, laughing but deadly serious at the same time. –Phildaelphia Daily…Read More

Jesse Biddle Selected To Play In Front of Vomiteurs, Taserings, and Drunk Children; Phillies Lose Again

It was 1994, and Major League Baseball was crippled by a players’ strike.  Four giant chunks of the Kingdome in Seattle just sort of fell off.  And Physicist Deepak Chopra finished a book about…Read More

The Return of Pitching and Bitching

Ever wonder if that vibrating under your feet is the Cricket store you live above being robbed?  But that’s exactly why I wanted these headphones; to be able to plead ignorance of the screams and…Read More