Jorge Soler Goes After Clearwater Threshers’ Bench with a Bat
21-year-old, $30 million prospect Jorge Soler of the Daytona Cubs was involved in an incident in the Single-A Florida State League with Phillies affiliate Clearwater Threshers last evening that seems to…Read More
Phillies Hot Stove: Alfonso Soriano Your New Outfielder
There have been numerous reports coming out in the past couple of days talking about the Phillies being a good fit for Cubs outfielder Alfonso Soriano. The reason why this is being brought up is because…Read More
Now the Phillies are Linked to Alfonso Soriano. It’s Starting To Get Weird.
The Chicago Cubs have been trying to trade Alfonso Soriano for about 25 years now. Finally, after all these years, it appears there’s a chance it could happen this week at the Winter Meetings. And…Read More
Chooch is Going to Make the All Star Team: Phillies Pour It On Late in 9-2 Victory
Sure he’s adorable, he does a really good job handling the pitchers and he’s a solid defensive catcher, but we can never really expect lofty numbers from the erstwhile backstop known as Chooch.…Read More
Maholm Drive: Phillies Outsuck Cubs in 5-1 Loss
I get it. Slumps happen. I tell myself that this whole thing is still just a relatively small sample size, but still watching a guy who wasn’t good enough to pitch for the Pirates out pitch…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Mentioned in Same Breath as Steve Jeltz
A big chunk of the United States is suffering through a horrific heatwave making going out to get the…Read More
Michael Martinez Gets a Game Winning Hit, Hell Begins to Freeze Over
The ace pitchers have been struggling as of late. Cole Hamels got the shit kicked out of him by the…Read More
Phillies Reveal Post All Star Game Strategy of Only Winning for Non Aces
I am absolutely shocked that Roy Halladay has not figured out how the regulate the temperate during…Read More
Howard Clutch in 4-3 Victory
Every time that Ryan Howard comes up to bat, both of my daughters always think that he’s going…Read More
Matt Garza is Stupid
In the first game of this series, the Cubs came back on the Phils with a game tying homer in the top…Read More
Coolers Beware, Zambrano Bested by Phillies Homers
Entering the eighth inning, Roy Halladay had baffled the Cubs hitters and Dominic Brown teamed up with…Read More
Remarkably, Kendrick and Baez Not Responsible For Phillies Loss
Statistics cannot really quantify what the series opener against the Cubs was. Personally, I would…Read More
Jamie Moyer Strikes Out Seven As Nothing Else Close To Competent Occurs
A snarky, unsportsmanlike blogger would fill this space with the groans and bitchings of a man with no…Read More










