Ex-Phillies Pretty Sure They All Wound Up on World Series Contenders
Maybe it started with Brett Myers and his “sticking it” to the Phillies comments that, oh yeah, didn’t mean what we all thought it meant. It was more of a “Ha, ha, stick it, Phillies!”…Read More
Poor Brett Myers is Just Misunderstood
First, let’s just talk about Chan Ho Park being a Yankee. Is he really going to start in New York? I thought that was the whole point of leaving the Phillies, to join the rotation of a team that…Read More
Everybody Just Needs to Give Noah Lowry a God Damn Second
This Noah Lowry tryout just took a turn for the delayed. The Phils, one of a couple teams about to monitor the 29-year-old lefty for a possible bullpen spot, were told that a throwing session scheduled…Read More
Jose Contreras is Awesome All Over the Place
By now, it’s official and all that Jose Contreras is the latest $1.5 million arm to be attached to the Phillies bullpen, filling the role of Chan Ho Park. Park, exhibiting the stubbornness of a…Read More
It Was Danys Baez
Days late in reporting the acquisition I’ve been pissing and moaning about for a week now, it is now common knowledge that the ex-Oriole set-up man is getting physical-ed prior to some extended tenure…Read More
Chan Ho Park Celebrates Holidays by Demanding Money from Former Victim of Hat Theft
I don’t know if Chan Ho Park went home and got bitch-slapped by his wife, or suffered one too many…Read More
A Lot About Possums for a Baseball Blog
After reading Jeremy Sandler’s article in the National Post, My apartment feels an awful lot like…Read More
Lock and Gloaded
See, this is funny because I was just talking to Michael Jong about how I empathize with him for having…Read More
Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign
On this, hallowed arbitration day, it seems like everybody’s getting their name signed somewhere. For…Read More
Tooth and Nail
Phillies 8, Yankees 6 (NYY leads series 3-2) Have you ever left your house with an adamantly unshakable feeling…Read More
Brett Myers to Phillies: “I disagree.”
Brett Myers is angry. The Phillies dropped him (and Kyle Kendrick) from the NLCS roster, in favor of…Read More
Halladay Trade Proposal
According to FoxSports reporter Ken Rosenthal, the Toronto Blue Jays are listening to offers for ace…Read More
One Last Thing For Billy Mays
Billy Mays, please don’t go yet! The Philadelphia Phillies still need you! In order for them to…Read More
Phillies Turning Into the New Michael Jackson
With the tragic death of the King of Pop Michael Jackson now comes some comparisons to the man in the…Read More













