Phillies Phoes of the Week Part I: Spoiler Alert
St Louis Cardinals On paper this Cardinals team is very very dangerous. In year 1 AP (After Pujols) the offense hasn’t missed a beat, leading the NL in OBP, 2nd in hitting, and third in runs scored.…Read More
Apparently God Hates Cliff Lee: Phillies Win in Extras 5-3
St. Louis calls themselves “baseball heaven.” I was first made aware of this designation when Larry Bowa berated Scott Rolen out of town and Scott let us all know that his escape from the…Read More
Phillies Phoes of the Week: “Anything to Make Money”
Cardinals: 25-19 (5/24-5/27) This series was supposed to be a grudge match. The last time the Phillies saw the Cardinals they were celebrating all over our field with Ryan Howard lying broken and defeated…Read More
Game Day Six Pack: “Everyone Calm the F*ck Down.”
2012 has been full of its own painful memories, remembering the painful memories from 2011 are basically ground into the pavement with the rest of our guts. So as Aaron Hooks of Cards Diaspora welcomes…Read More
Fresh Off Stealing Phillies’ Playoff Dreams, Cardinals Trying to Steal Ryne Sandberg
“The St. Louis Cardinals have received permission from the Philadelphia Phillies to interview Ryne Sandberg for their vacant managerial job.” –ESPN And therein lies the problem. We…Read More
Hello Sadness
I wrote a game recap for every game that the Phillies played in 2011. There were 196 posts in all;…Read More
Phillies Game Ruined by Potentially Evil Squirrel
It is human nature to be suspicious. In fact, its only healthy to be a little suspicious all the time.…Read More
Again, I Really Do Not Like Tony LaRussa
No recap in this one. This is more of a lamentation. For those of you in my family that actually…Read More
Series 6-Pack: I Know How the Redbird Sings
Finally, it is time to stop harassing NL East bloggers and move onto some people who aren’t use…Read More
Jon Jay is Newest Guy Phillies Aren’t Not Pursuing
With all of the success we’ve had acquiring people, Ruben has turned us into sickening junkies,…Read More
It is Dennys Reyes’ Turn to Get Phillies’ Promiscuous Interest
Just like you, the Phillies are using Black Friday to show interest in things. But instead of that…Read More
Cole Hamels Gives Everything; Gets Nothing as Phils Win
Cole Hamels threw a one-hit shut out, facing only on batter more than the minimum in eight innings of…Read More
Joe Blanton, a Pitcher, Surprisingly Not Offensive Dynamo
If you were standing in your living room, pacing like a caged bull being taunted by a gaggle of Main…Read More
Kyle Kendrick’s Pitching Not at All Effective Against Teams with Bats
Go ahead and listen to me blither on with Vito Chirco on Sports Talk Soup again… this time, I say…Read More
Monday Begins with Head-Exploding Ryan Howard-Albert Pujols Trade Rumor
UPDATE: Here it is. This is where you’d see an apology for not updating over the weekend, at…Read More
Phils Dump Figgins; Court DeRosa for the Rebound
Well, you can watch as Mark DeRosa’s name replaces Chone Figgins in the Philadelphia headlines. He’s…Read More














