NL East Infection: Traveling Sky-Gypsies
Washington Nationals I hope you guys haven’t finished your Christmas lists, because I’ve got a $2.99 stocking stuffer for all fans of Bryce Harper and menial household tasks! It’s…Read More
Real Quick Breakdown of the Cole Hamels/Bryce Harper Thing
You may be confused as to why everyone’s talking about this Phillies-Nationals game tonight. Let’s clear things up. Bryce Harper rode into town on a unicorn stallion, goring anyone in an…Read More
Tyson Gillies Given the Honor of Playing Near Bryce Harper in Arizona Fall League
Phillies prospect Tyson Gillies has been granted permission to play in 2011′s Arizona Fall League for prospects, along with some of baseball’s other known prospects such as Everything That…Read More
NL East Infection: Madness
Washington Nationals Bryce Harper, confused about to whom he should address complaints regarding the strike zone, began barking at Tyler Waldron, the pitcher who’d just struck him out looking. Not…Read More
Divisional Recourse: Sloppy, Sloppy Bryce-Love
Washington Nationals Bryce and his affinity for exclamation points are apparently headed to the minors to engage in “Beast Mode,” which I assume has to do with a full moon and waking up in…Read More
Divisional Recourse: I Just Really Hate That Kid
Atlanta Braves It amazes me when professional people maintain their composure, even in the face of unwarranted…Read More
Divisional Recourse: The Six Strikes of Bryce Aron Harper
New York Mets Carlos Beltran is no longer in the running for the division’s best center fielder,…Read More
Phillies Prospects Do Not Fear Bryce Harper or Miss Families
Welcome to the Arizona Fall League, where, depending on what MLB team you follow, your attention has…Read More






