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The Brian Schneider Era Comes to Slow-Moving Close in Philadelphia
Amidst all this negative talk of PED use, Alex Rodriguez, holier-than-thou sportswriters and negativity surrounding Ruben Amaro’s recent moves (much of it created by myself), comes word that former…Read More
Brian Schneider Sprains Ankle in Completely Necessary Home Plate Collision
We may never know just why Sean Rodriguez went about three feet out of his way to pulverize Brian Schneider. Â Maybe Brian took too long while picking Sean’s kids up from school. Â Maybe he grabbed…Read More
Carlos Ruiz Leaves us Alone with Brian Schneider
Brian Schneider is a catcher who can catch the ball. Â His at-bats end with collective sighs of disgust. Â His voice is surprisingly high pitched. Â For a time, it was believed he somehow made Vance Worley…Read More
Phillies Prioritize Offseason Moves, Re-Sign Brian Schneider
Let’s face it: Â Brian Schneider is addicting. Remember that signature thing he does? Â You know, the one he’s known for? Â Without it, he’d just be a pretty vanilla background guy best…Read More
Hunter Pence Loses Focus at Critical Moment of ‘Simon Says’
At a pivotal moment in last night’s game, Hunter Pence cost himself what would have been assured victory when he only raised his arms halfway up, rather than the full length suggested by…Read More
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Brian Schneider Hopefully Successful in Avoiding Insanity
“I’m here now to stay sane and run around and take batting practice and do whatever they…Read More
Series 6-Pack: America’s Team
The air never feels as fresh and last-place-ish as when the Nationals come to town. Â Fresh off a delirious…Read More
Chooch Doesn’t Start, Goes 2-2 With Five RBI
Why the hell would any company want to use Randy Johnson as a spokesperson? Â Not that I am an expert…Read More
Phils Ride Schneider to Win
Chase Utley. It seems that he is everywhere and not in a good 80′s Micheal Jackson sort of way,…Read More
Jason Varitek is Great Brian Schneider Replacement, Someone Thinks
The reason Cliff Lee would be so confusing of a get for the Phils is because starting pitching is one…Read More
Actual Offense Aids Phils in Victory
The Phillies have become the Jim and Pam of baseball. Â Will they? Â Won’t they? Â Is it too late…Read More
Phillies Complete Sweep; This Time By Winning
So you probably heard me lathering the airwaves with interesting, intelligent Phillies commentary last…Read More
Brian Schneider Walkoff Ends Night of Insanity; Fan Abuse
“Get out of the fucking way!” Jayson Werth screamed at the father and young son. 1. Â No,…Read More
Roy Halladay Too Good to Win Baseball Game
If you were wondering how J.A. Happ is doing in rehab, he’s doing justy grand we are all very proud…Read More
Brad Lidge Gives Up 3-Run HR, Gets Win
The undoing of Brad Lidge happens in a cycle, and tonight, we witnessed the precious ecosystem that is…Read More
BLOOD IN THE WATER: TBOH’s Ass-Kicking, Gunslinging, Shark Infested 2010 Phillies Preview
PART FOUR Brian Schneider (.218, 11 R, 37 H, 24 RBI) Schneider found a home behind Carlos Ruiz, which,…Read More
Phillies Acquisition Gun Going Off in All Directions
The Phillies have a backup catcher, and his name isn’t Paul Bako. Â I don’t even really care…Read More
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