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Series Six-Pack: “No one remembers Francona managing the Phillies.”

Quite a few ex-Phillies have wandered into Cleveland and been given a home within fellow shellshocked Philadelphia employee Terry Francona.  This week, for two games, the Phillies will attempt to destroy…Read More

Cole Hamels: Phillies 2013 Opening Day Starter

Hey you, you and everyone else in that cave, sheltered from the cold, it’s time come out. Baseball’s back. Aren’t you excited? I know I am. The 2013 season, like each that came before…Read More

Phillies Take Brett Myers’ Desire to Start as Willingness to Accept Bullpen Role

Brett Myers is one of those cool pitchers who is so ambiguously, inconsistently skilled that you don’t know what position he plays.  He’s been a #1 starter, a #4 starter, a minor league underperformer,…Read More

Enter the Diekman: Phillies Walk Off in 4-3 Win

Pretty much every member of the 2008 championship has earned a special place in the hearts of Philadelphia.  Even Geoff Jenkins, who, by all rights, was a pretty large disappointment from a production…Read More

The Agony and Ecstasy That is Dom Brown

Does anyone else find it odd that the Phillies can not beat the Houston Astros?  This team  lost 106 games last year, but for some really strange reason, the Phillies do not seem to perform well against…Read More

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Did Anyone Ever Like Brett Myers?

There will be no photo today.  There will be very little in the way of analysis.  I absolutely DESPISE…Read More

Mayberry Jr. Wins Game…..Seriously

Baseball players have the market cornered on terrible facial hair.  Brett Myers is a thirty year old…Read More

Brett Myers Runs Out of Words to Say About Phillies

If you thought the next round of Brett Myers-vs.-the Phillies-vs.-His feelings would involve retribution,…Read More

A Brief History of Phillies Music References

Ryan Howard said something quirky!  Quick, quick–make it news!!! Read | Share

We Are Seriously About to be Swept by the Astros

A full body of vengeance greeted the Astros tonight.  The Phillies had something to prove, something…Read More

TBOH Congratulates Jayson Werth on Worst Baserunning Play Ever

It’s so bad-ass when a catcher lasers a ball down to first or second to catch a guy leaning.  The…Read More

Reunion with Phillies Costs Brett Myers a Groin

Phillies 8, Astros 7 Former first round pick (Say it without laughing.  No, go ahead.  I can wait.)…Read More

Brett Myers Not Just a Distant, Abrasive Memory to Charlie Manuel

The Daily Times referred to Brett Myers as “combustible,” which I wish was true, in the sense…Read More

Ex-Phillies Pretty Sure They All Wound Up on World Series Contenders

Maybe it started with Brett Myers and his “sticking it” to the Phillies comments that, oh…Read More

Situation to Remain Awkward Between Phillippe Aumont and Lockers

Maybe you’ve heard about the incident in which Phillippe Aumont popped the cork on a frenzy of…Read More

Poor Brett Myers is Just Misunderstood

First, let’s just talk about Chan Ho Park being a Yankee.  Is he really going to start in New…Read More

Astros are the Yoast to our Boone

Remember in Remember the Titans when Denzel Washington (Coach Boone) berates a player and then Will Patton…Read More

It’s the Halladay Season… Uh, Again

The offseason is merely days old, and there’s already a few Phillies being kicked off the bus.…Read More

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

Phillies trimmed some fat today. Brett Myers’ tenure in a Phillies uniform has come coughing…Read More

Not Really the Time, Everybody

Dear Brett, We wanted to let you know how much we appreciate the effort you’ve put in to getting…Read More