Series Six-Pack: “No one remembers Francona managing the Phillies.”
Quite a few ex-Phillies have wandered into Cleveland and been given a home within fellow shellshocked Philadelphia employee Terry Francona. This week, for two games, the Phillies will attempt to destroy…Read More
Cole Hamels: Phillies 2013 Opening Day Starter
Hey you, you and everyone else in that cave, sheltered from the cold, it’s time come out. Baseball’s back. Aren’t you excited? I know I am. The 2013 season, like each that came before…Read More
Phillies Take Brett Myers’ Desire to Start as Willingness to Accept Bullpen Role
Brett Myers is one of those cool pitchers who is so ambiguously, inconsistently skilled that you don’t know what position he plays. He’s been a #1 starter, a #4 starter, a minor league underperformer,…Read More
Enter the Diekman: Phillies Walk Off in 4-3 Win
Pretty much every member of the 2008 championship has earned a special place in the hearts of Philadelphia. Even Geoff Jenkins, who, by all rights, was a pretty large disappointment from a production…Read More
The Agony and Ecstasy That is Dom Brown
Does anyone else find it odd that the Phillies can not beat the Houston Astros? This team lost 106 games last year, but for some really strange reason, the Phillies do not seem to perform well against…Read More
Did Anyone Ever Like Brett Myers?
There will be no photo today. There will be very little in the way of analysis. I absolutely DESPISE…Read More
Mayberry Jr. Wins Game…..Seriously
Baseball players have the market cornered on terrible facial hair. Brett Myers is a thirty year old…Read More
Brett Myers Runs Out of Words to Say About Phillies
If you thought the next round of Brett Myers-vs.-the Phillies-vs.-His feelings would involve retribution,…Read More
A Brief History of Phillies Music References
Ryan Howard said something quirky! Quick, quick–make it news!!! Read | Share
We Are Seriously About to be Swept by the Astros
A full body of vengeance greeted the Astros tonight. The Phillies had something to prove, something…Read More
TBOH Congratulates Jayson Werth on Worst Baserunning Play Ever
It’s so bad-ass when a catcher lasers a ball down to first or second to catch a guy leaning. The…Read More
Reunion with Phillies Costs Brett Myers a Groin
Phillies 8, Astros 7 Former first round pick (Say it without laughing. No, go ahead. I can wait.)…Read More
Brett Myers Not Just a Distant, Abrasive Memory to Charlie Manuel
The Daily Times referred to Brett Myers as “combustible,” which I wish was true, in the sense…Read More
Ex-Phillies Pretty Sure They All Wound Up on World Series Contenders
Maybe it started with Brett Myers and his “sticking it” to the Phillies comments that, oh…Read More
Situation to Remain Awkward Between Phillippe Aumont and Lockers
Maybe you’ve heard about the incident in which Phillippe Aumont popped the cork on a frenzy of…Read More
Poor Brett Myers is Just Misunderstood
First, let’s just talk about Chan Ho Park being a Yankee. Is he really going to start in New…Read More
Astros are the Yoast to our Boone
Remember in Remember the Titans when Denzel Washington (Coach Boone) berates a player and then Will Patton…Read More
It’s the Halladay Season… Uh, Again
The offseason is merely days old, and there’s already a few Phillies being kicked off the bus.…Read More
Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
Phillies trimmed some fat today. Brett Myers’ tenure in a Phillies uniform has come coughing…Read More
Not Really the Time, Everybody
Dear Brett, We wanted to let you know how much we appreciate the effort you’ve put in to getting…Read More
















