Ryan Madson Talked Into Being Psychopath by Scott Boras
Hey there! After weeks of graphic depictions of what is going on inside Chase Utley’s knee, why don’t we turn our horror masked by forced smiles in another direction! Why look, its Phillies…Read More
Brad Lidge Still Okay, Understands Why You Asked
Is there a greater test of man than facing off against the brute force of the Pittsburgh Pirates minor league system? Read | Share
Brad Lidge Throws 35 Pitches Without Devastating Injury
I made the mistake of calling disk golf “frolf” this weekend. I also made the mistake of calling it “frolf” while on a disk golf course. I also made the mistake of hurling…Read More
Who Knows What Brad Lidge’s “Bicep Soreness” Actually Is
So we discovered several days back that Ruben is celebrating his new deal with a healthy dosage of secrets and lies. The status of Chase Utley’s knee was of great importance to throngs of fans…Read More
Ryan Madson Pretty Sure He’ll Be Slamming the Door in Philly
With a few questions still swirling around like stale toilet water before the 2011 Phillies season begins, why not take the healthy approach and ignore them entirely. In fact, let’s turn a blind…Read More
Shane Victorino’s Long Awaited World Series Prediction
If you would have told me at the end of last year that Shane Victorino would claim the Phillies will…Read More
The 2011 Bullpen Needs You, Scott Mathieson
I already wrote one Election Day special; there aren’t enough lights, colors, or Nat King Cole…Read More
Some Weekend Ryan Madson Love For You
Sean Hagan, or The Red Suit, as he’s known on the masked vigilante circuit, finally got his punishment:…Read More
Charlie Manuel Confused, Enraged by Ryan Madson Quirkiness
“I’ve been wearing it every day to the playoffs, so I had to wear it again today,” Madson said…Read More
Cole Hamels Given Least Amount of Offense Needed to Win
It used to be that calling for the bullpen when the Phils were desperate was like a city overrun with…Read More
Half-Ass Off Day Link Dump For You
I didn’t want to limit myself to mere Phillies stories, so while there’s a healthy smattering…Read More
Phillies Complete Sweep; This Time By Winning
So you probably heard me lathering the airwaves with interesting, intelligent Phillies commentary last…Read More
Second Half of Phillies Season to Include More Baseball
“Before the last couple of seasons, I would have said that Jamie Moyer isn’t a Hall of Fame…Read More
Series Sweep Not Ruined by Nervous Old People
Lidge popped up Miguel Cairo, Jayson made the snare, and the Phillies swept the Reds in four games to…Read More
The Legend of Gregory Dobbs
“That’s been the hardest part — the timing. I can’t afford to be out. Having that taken…Read More
Bullpen Latest Set of Phillies to Ruin Everything
Well, I think it’s fair to say we’ll all be seeing Brad Lidge’s head on the body of…Read More
Jamie Moyer Stops Yankees With Bare Hands
Brad Lidge walked out of the bullpen with rehabilitation in his elbow and four runs in his back pocket.…Read More
Yanks Drop Phils; Remind No One of Any World Series in Particular
BRAVES ROCK PHILLIES SUCK Says: June 15th, 2010 at 10:57 am and we take special pleasure in the misfortune…Read More
Phillies Running Out Of Things That Could Be Turning Points
“I see a whole lot of cockiness, big-headedness and complacency. It’s an every-day process to be…Read More
Jose Contreras Forgets, Remembers How To Pitch in Relief
In the 8th inning and a lead of three runs or less, it is a familiar sight to have the bullpen gate squeak…Read More












