Phillies Game to Still be Played Despite Earthquake Jokes
After several hours of deliberation, the Phillies decided that tonight’s game against the New York Mets will be played, even though it comes within the same day as a 5.8 earthquake and the satirical observations…Read More
Phillies Blogosphere Gets a Bit Less Insane
A year ago, my friend sent me a link, with the message: ”Your Phillies blog is bested only by this guy’s.” After I recovered from the emotionally devastating tailspin of being told…Read More
Dance With Me Inside This Ring of Fire: A Phillies Square Table Discussion
Part One: Square Table Discussion When Crashburn Alley announced its intelligent person round table that for some reason excluded many of us violent alcoholics, we naturally descended into a pit of…Read More
The Time Has Come to Destroy Philly.com’s Autoplay Ads
There you are, cruising around the internet. As we all know, the internet was created solely to support the crippling weight of Philadelphia Phillies blogs, their many fans, and their many, many rational…Read More
What We Need More of is Negativity
Losing hurts. It hurts you, it hurts me, it hurts the snarky paper boy in the Giants cap the following morning when a potted plant from my porch shatters across his stupid face. There is a prolonged…Read More
Phillies Swear to Have Werth’s Cash; Quietly Dispose of Davey Lopes
I know I said “Sunday,” but you’d be surprised how little flight attendants and pilots…Read More
And Now, a Way Uninteresting Rant About Blogging
UPDATE: I’ll be bouncing around the country until Sunday, so be prepared for a spectacular onslaught…Read More



