I don’t trust them, personally.  They’re just small people whose crimes are easily excused and can fit in and out of spaces less accessible for the rest of us.  Would you trust somebody who could crawl through your dog door at any moment, and have the home invasion written off as “boys will be boys?”

“Just stop watching The Good Son and drinking coffee all night and you won’t have these issues,” say therapists, but I know there is no real solution for this.

Until now, when an eight-year-old Morgantown kid drew up plans for a Phillies blimp that, I can only assume, will be used to drop heavy things on opposing stadiums.  The drawing in question won the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation’s contest, the theme of which was “Aviation’s Value to My Community.”  I can’t think of anything of more value to our state than a grand piano landing on Jose Reyes. (more…)