That Balls Outta Here » biopic http://thatballsouttahere.com A Philadelphia Phillies Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Unshaven Fury: The Chronicles of J-Dub http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/11/06/unshaven-fury-the-chronicles-of-j-dub/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/11/06/unshaven-fury-the-chronicles-of-j-dub/#comments Sat, 06 Nov 2010 17:46:52 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=2909 Jayson is one of those valuable mainstays of the Phillies lineup which, according to panicking fans, could very well dissolve without him around.  His hardly exaggerated talents include hitting right-handed, fielding, throwing, and running; in addition to his ability to poop magic stars.

I mean, damn.  The guy comes to work with a hatchet murderer’s beard and seems to get a hit for every time someone says he looks like he just got back from another successful human organ harvest. (People say that all the time, you just have to travel in the right circles).

But free agency is going to hit this man like a truck.

A truck specializing in the collection of magic star poopers.

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