Valentines Day; Sacrificed Goats and Billy Wagner
February is a terrible month. The month is a cold, unforgiving time of year deriving its only solace from its brevity and the presumption that you have someone you care about enough to shove enough…Read More
Billy Wagner Apparently Drunk Dialed by Desperate Phillies
If reaching out to Travis d’Arnaud is calling your ex, getting in touch with Billy Wagner is drunk dialing your high school fling who accidentally burned down your parents’ house. Which the…Read More
Out of Ideas, Phillies Attempt to Stop Losing Streak With More Losing; Lose
The Phillies Twitter-verse is like hanging out in a smoky bar full of cranky old men screaming at the TV, but the bartender doesn’t have the heart to tell them it hasn’t been plugged in for…Read More



