Ross Gload Pinch Hit Single Seals Sweep of Braves
The Phillies lead the major league in victories and have just swept their nearest competitor in a three game series. This happened to be the first time all season that the Atlanta Braves were swept…Read More
Every Game Should End With a Dan Uggla Strikeout
There are times when irrational, all encompassing hatred can blind someone to the actual ability of a baseball player. I am not Dan Uggla’s biggest fan. I took a great deal of pleasure in watching…Read More
Tonight Was Cliff Lee’s Sixth Shutout of the Year
How mad do you think that Yankees are every time that Bartolo Colon waddles out to the mound in lieu of the free agent pitcher that spurned them for the Phillies? Cliff Lee has been absolutely untouchable…Read More
Phils Pound Out Twenty Hits in 14-1 Blowout
When John Mayberry Jr. and Michael Martinez go 7-10 there is a very real chance that the Phillies just pounded the ever living shit out of another baseball team. Today, the much maligned Phillies offense…Read More
Dan Uggla Robs Cliff Lee of Shut Out
It is really a shame when a starting pitcher gives up three hits, hits a home run and still can not earn a win. Cliff Lee threw an extremely effective outing following his meltdown in the eighth inning…Read More
Juan Perez (?) Earns Win With Some Help From Raul Ibanez
There was a fair amount of hoopla surrounding the pitching staffs prior to the series opener between…Read More
Here Is One More Reason to Hate Dan Uggla, Braves Top Phils 3-2
Dan Uggla scored all three runs for the Braves today. He was 2-3 with three runs scored and a game…Read More
Phillies Turn to Young Bullpen Arms in 5-4 Victory
This game had the makings of an absolute ass stomping. Ryan Howard absolutely crushed a Brandon Beachy…Read More
Jurrjens Bests Hamels as Braves Take Series
The Phillies outhit the Braves twelve to eight and the Braves were 0-2 with men in scoring position.…Read More
Kyle Kendrick Pitches Well in Phillies Win
The Phillies have assembled one of the most impressive starting pitching rotations in modern history.…Read More
Lee Strikes Out Sixteen, Still Loses
I am attempting to approach the game with some sort of cool, detached, quasi professional eye, so that…Read More
Hamels Terrific in Shutout Win
Seven innings, four hits, one walk and eight strikeouts. There were probably three hard hit balls all…Read More
Chooch Doesn’t Start, Goes 2-2 With Five RBI
Why the hell would any company want to use Randy Johnson as a spokesperson? Not that I am an expert…Read More
Phillies Fans Shriek In Horror as Braves Knock Lee Around
I suppose it was bound to happen. I know that Cliff chose us and came back to us after flirting with…Read More
Howard and Ibanez Homer as Phillies Beat Braves
I just spent half an hour of my life watching Ryan Howard get his hair cut. What the fuck is wrong…Read More
Everyone Who Hates Atlanta Raise Your Hand; Phils Beat Bravos 3-1
Any time that I purchased a pack of baseball cards when I was growing up, every damn pack I got a hold…Read More
Jamie Moyer Defeats Braves, Nature in 2-Hit Complete Game Shut Out
This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets a completely movable object. How else can you describe…Read More
Roy Halladay Demands to Feed on Cardinals for One More Pitch
When Charlie hustled out to the mound faster than any of us knew he could move, Doc was disgusted. And…Read More
Defense in Atlanta Borders on Sheer F#@%ing Insanity
Stephen Strasburg, the Nationals’ light at the end of the tunnel, the golden child, the chosen…Read More
Bullpen Comes Together to Crush Kyle Kendrick’s Smile
Kyle Kendrick. All through Spring Training, he was a puppy waiting to be adopted. Every day, as the…Read More











