Braves, Nationals Involved in Adorable Little Scrap
While the Phillies take firm control over third place in the National League East division, their stumbling counterparts in the places above are about to face each other. The Nationals and Braves are expected…Read More
Jayson Werth and Jon Morosi Say Phillies Are Better Than Atlanta; Are They?
The general consensus around baseball is that the Phillies are, at best, the third-best team in the National League East. That assumption is understandable. The Phillies are aged, not so much like a fine…Read More
NL East Infection: All Phigured Out
New York Mets The Nationals seem set, but then again they might just go out next week and burn down a small village because Mike Rizzo specify “decaf.” The Braves are a lock for a Sports…Read More
NL East Infection: It’s Tough Being Mike Rizzo
Atlanta Braves MLB recently revealed its new line of batting practice hats for each team, so naturally, our freedom is being threatened as Americans. The Braves went ahead and brought back their wordless,…Read More
NL East Infection: The Great Miami Pornbot Scandal
New York Mets All the news out of the Flushing camp comes in the form of David Wright–he’s gonna stay, he’s gonna play, he’s gonna get paid. It’s the sort of formula the…Read More
NL East Infection: Traveling Sky-Gypsies
Washington Nationals I hope you guys haven’t finished your Christmas lists, because I’ve…Read More
NL East Infection: That’s Olt News
Atlanta Braves You probably remember Mike Olt from the barrage of lustful tweeting Phillies fans did…Read More
NL East Infection: “WE ALL HAPPY WITH THE WAY THAT THIS ENDED?!” he screamed
Washington Nationals Everybody loves Mike Rizzo, apparently, as he strutted confidently around the corridors…Read More
NL East Infection: Optional Exercising Edition!
I hope you guys like stories about contracts and paper work and handshakes and briefcases and yelling…Read More
NL East Infection: Life Begins Today
Washington Nationals The Sporting News has released its annual MLB awards, and while they may not be…Read More
NL East Infection: Parental Guidance Suggested
New York Mets The Mets are “focused on keeping David Wright,” according to the East Idaho…Read More
NL East Infection: Point and Laugh, Everyone
Washington Nationals [Excuses] [Scorn] [Inaccessibility] [Blame] [Finger-pointing] [Censorship] [Humiliation] Atlanta…Read More
NL East Infection: Commitment Issues
Washington Nationals Nationals players are taking the extra step in trying to prove they are a part…Read More
Chipper Jones to be Apparently Celebrated for Ruining Everything All the Time
Chipper Jones arrives in Philadelphia for hopefully the last time today, setting off a weekend of things…Read More
NL East Infection: Nationals ‘Pride’
Washington Nationals It’s been a historical year for the Nats, who will in all stupid likelihood…Read More
NL East Infection: Nobody’s Watching
Washington Nationals The Nationals are doing what a first place, basically-clinched team is supposed…Read More
Phillies Phoes of the Week: “Tomahawk Chopped”
Atlanta Braves As many injuries as the Phillies have had to deal with, the Braves haven’t been…Read More
Phillies Knock Braves From Playoffs With Sweep
The Phillies just won their 102nd game. This team has just set a new single season victory record…Read More
Rollins Leads Phils to 7-1 Victory
The 2011 Philadelphia Phillies have tied the franchise record for victories with 101. In the process…Read More
Win Total Reaches Triple Digits as Phils Top Braves
I have never seen the Phillies win 100 games. I have seen them trot out Eric Milton as an ace. I…Read More





















