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Cole Hamels not Shellshocked Enough to Miss Out on One-Hitting Astros

This could be a bit scattered, as America is leading its WBC game against Canada at the moment, and Jimmy just muffed a grounder to allow a man on in the bottom of the eighth with no outs. It’s been…Read More

Enter the Diekman: Phillies Walk Off in 4-3 Win

Pretty much every member of the 2008 championship has earned a special place in the hearts of Philadelphia.  Even Geoff Jenkins, who, by all rights, was a pretty large disappointment from a production…Read More

Game Day Six Pack: “What’s Dallas Keuchel still doing in Oklahoma City?”

Maybe we’ll play a baseball game today.  If so, here’s somebody who knows something about the Astros to correct our ignorance.  It’s Austin Swafford of Astros 290!  Shut up and let…Read More

Phillies Phoes of the Week

“One may know how to gain a victory, and know not how to use it.” – Pedro Calderon de la Barca San Diego Padres: 11-21 (5/11-5/13) Much like the Phillies, the Padres find themselves in…Read More

The Agony and Ecstasy That is Dom Brown

Does anyone else find it odd that the Phillies can not beat the Houston Astros?  This team  lost 106 games last year, but for some really strange reason, the Phillies do not seem to perform well against…Read More

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Ed Wade Wants You To Know He Didn’t Stink

Ed Wade’s tenure as Phillies General Manager definitely didn’t end well.  When the 2005…Read More

Dance With Me Inside This Ring of Fire: Part Two

Part Two: First Things First I hope you like reading questions and then immediately reading answers…Read More

Bill Hall Has Big Plans to Shout at Cole Hamels Later

Spring Training games are usually emotionless contests, void of the pressures and passion that make regular…Read More

Brett Myers Runs Out of Words to Say About Phillies

If you thought the next round of Brett Myers-vs.-the Phillies-vs.-His feelings would involve retribution,…Read More

MLB’s 50 Greatest Games Include Phillies a Couple Times

Apparently, MLB organized a list of it’s “50 “greatest games.”  The following…Read More

Roy Oswalt: Six-Shooter

“I feel like I got a new life coming over here.” –Roy Oswalt Deep in the heart of Mississippi,…Read More

We Are Seriously About to be Swept by the Astros

A full body of vengeance greeted the Astros tonight.  The Phillies had something to prove, something…Read More

TBOH Congratulates Jayson Werth on Worst Baserunning Play Ever

It’s so bad-ass when a catcher lasers a ball down to first or second to catch a guy leaning.  The…Read More

Ha, Ha… Damn: Roy Oswalt’s Phillies Debut

OMFG ROY OSWALT (6 IP, 4 ER, 7 H) IS TERRIBLE DID YOU SEE HIM SWEARING OUT THERE ON THE MOUND SH!T SH!T…Read More

The Legend of Gregory Dobbs

“That’s been the hardest part — the timing. I can’t afford to be out. Having that taken…Read More