Phillies Win 4-2 to end Long, Strange Trip
In some sort of baseball miracle, Ryan Howard hit a two-run single off a left handed pitcher in the 10th inning to give the Phillies a 4-2 victory over the Arizona Diamondbacks. Cosmic Charlie couldn’t…Read More
Series Six Pack: “Yes, I drop-kicked some cats that day.”
The Phillies played their best series of the season this week, even in the game they lost. Now, they head to Arizona to keep playing baseball at an ungodly hour while J. Levi Burnfin of Venom Strikes…Read More
Phillies Draft Ender Inciarte to be Next Shane Victorino; Now, Please
No one is expecting Ender Inciarte to start in center field and organize local charities and grow to love Philadelphia more than any place besides his Venezuelan home. No one is expecting that, just because…Read More
Phillies Phoes of the Week Part I: Just When I Thought I Was Out They Pull Me Back In
Arizona Diamondbacks Don’t look now but the Diamondbacks are back in playoff contention. The team had struggled all year after winning the division crown a year go. That was until a hot July, sparked…Read More
Phillies Recommend Not Filling Void Left by Mike Zagurski with Food
Left-handed people are treated like royalty in baseball. If teams could, they sprout and harvest their own crops of southpaws in subterranean labs, getting them from some organic process that led to…Read More
To Those Who Fell Asleep, The Phillies Won
I woke up on my living room floor. I know that I saw Ryan Madson dispense of Miguel Montero to end…Read More
Series 6-Pack: “You assume the Dbacks won’t get there this year.”
”Is the enemy of my enemy my friend or my enemy?” –One of those Vampire-Eating Vampires…Read More
Bats Back Hamels in Phils Victory
The start after a pitcher throws a bunch of pitches is always a little concerning. In his last start,…Read More
Oswalt Hit Around in 7-5 Loss
The Phillies offense finally scored more than three runs, the problem lies in the fact that the Arizona…Read More







