Raul Ibanez Being Super Nice About Whole “Not Getting Re-Signed” Thing
Raul Ibanez is so nice. He sees Sarge coming for a post game interview and never throws a bat at him. He was voted onto a list of nice people by his peers. He just took his kid and 40 other people…Read More
Kyle Kendrick Now Arbitrating All By His Damn Self
“We are pleased to have come to terms with Benny,” Ruben Amaro grinned, using an affectionate nickname that only those close to Ben Francisco or those who have recently closed contractual negotiations…Read More
Jayson Werth is Making it Hard to Blindly Believe He Will Stay
I know you’ve been somewhat update-starved lately, so I wanted to provide you with the majority of what’s been keeping me so busy. Things I Did Instead of Witnessing My Friend’s Best…Read More
Out of the Frying Pen, Into the Fire
INT. GENERAL MANAGER’S OFFICE – DAY RUBEN AMARO, JR. sits at his desk, reading a piece of paper. Silence. Casually, he turns to his left and COUGHS GENTLY. A REPORTER sticks his head…Read More
Lock and Gloaded
See, this is funny because I was just talking to Michael Jong about how I empathize with him for having to pay Wes Helms to be a giant slug. We both had a hardy laugh about how Helms and the Marlins’…Read More
Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign
On this, hallowed arbitration day, it seems like everybody’s getting their name signed somewhere. For…Read More




