That Balls Outta Here » Aaron Rowand

Rowand and VHS Tapes Have Outlived Their Usefulness

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 03:03:15 +0000

“Who the hell keeps sending me these VHS tapes of Aaron Rowand running into things!” ”Jesus, I didn’t even know that we still had a VCR in this office.” Ruben Amaro throws the new tape into a trash can overflowing with other tapes covering the major league career of Aaron Rowand.

Aaron Rowand Once Again the Center of Unfortunate Signing Rumor

Justin Klugh — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 18:00:37 +0000

“Heeeehhhhhrrrrrrrmmmmmm. Guh.”

–My Reaction to This News

Welp, we’re talking Aaron-Rowand-to-the-Phils again, and that means all manner of displeased sounds coming out of people. (more…)

Aaron Rowand Would Bring Memories, Terrible BA to Philadelphia

Justin Klugh — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 22:59:37 +0000

“Gaining Rowand would also lessen the blow of losing Werth, since Rowand was a very popular player in Philadelphia.”

–MyFOX Philadelphia

“Popularity,” of course, being the first thing they train you to look for in a player at General Managing University; unlike that trashy “Did the player recently have an abysmal season?”-centered program they’ve got at GM Tech.

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