Rowand and VHS Tapes Have Outlived Their Usefulness
“Who the hell keeps sending me these VHS tapes of Aaron Rowand running into things!” ”Jesus, I didn’t even know that we still had a VCR in this office.” Ruben Amaro throws…Read More
Aaron Rowand Once Again the Center of Unfortunate Signing Rumor
“Heeeehhhhhrrrrrrrmmmmmm. Guh.” –My Reaction to This News Welp, we’re talking Aaron-Rowand-to-the-Phils again, and that means all manner of displeased sounds coming out of people.…Read More
Aaron Rowand Would Bring Memories, Terrible BA to Philadelphia
“Gaining Rowand would also lessen the blow of losing Werth, since Rowand was a very popular player in Philadelphia.” –MyFOX Philadelphia “Popularity,” of course, being the…Read More
Phils Spark Trade Rumors with Nonsensical Aaron Rowand Idea
So when you take Jayson Werth out off a roster–and nobody has yet–but when you do, there’s undoubtedly a black hole left in his spot. A twisted vacuum erupts, and a seemingly endless…Read More
Weekend of Giant Disappointments
You know it’s a different era of Phillies baseball when it’s a bad week because we lost our first series in a month. Ryan Howard struck out seven times. Shane Victorino was sidelined by injury. …Read More


