Game Day Six-Pack: “Cubs Still Looking for Their Window”
As you may have noticed, I’m filling in for our fearless leader Justin in our weekly game day 6-pack. Justin would love to be here, but as soon as he got word of Vance Worley’s inflamed elbow…Read More
Series 6-Pack: “Don’t make me do this to you again!”
Time to head on down to South Florida, where the droughts are moderate and the baseball teams are still playing, apparently. Michael Jong from Marlin Maniac has more on this anomaly, as I hit him with…Read More
Series 6-Pack: “A Major League team is ready to have a sasquatch mascot.”
Yo, it’s Andrew from Nationals Inquisition! To celebrate the four trillionth time of playing the Nationals this year, I asked good questions this time, I swear. 1. I don’t think I’m…Read More
Series 6-Pack: “You assume the Dbacks won’t get there this year.”
”Is the enemy of my enemy my friend or my enemy?” –One of those Vampire-Eating Vampires to Wesley Snipes in Blade II The answer is, this week, yes. Or wait. The answer is “your…Read More
Series 6-Pack: “Whores and cheap beer on me!”
Have you ever been so consumed by bitterness that food turns to ash in your mouth? The Phillies play the Giants for the first time since Ryan Howard didn’t send a perfect strike over the outfield…Read More
Series 6-Pack: “This team is the Island of Misfit Toys”
Jordan Campbell is one of those classy guys who gives thoughtful, intelligent responses when asked questions,…Read More
Series 5-Pack: Red on Red
By now, you’ve heard: The Phillies are terrible. Which is what will make it so weird when all…Read More
Series 6-Pack: When the Eyes of the Rangers Are Upon You
The site won’t let me upload any graphics at the moment, so if you find this terrible confusing,…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Tap the Rockies
Just like a business trip during a mid-life crisis, our two days in St. Louis took a series of dark turns…Read More










