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Phillies 2012 Year in Review Thing Consists Mostly of Jim Thome Doing Stuff
Honestly, do you even remember 2012? You don’t, do you? I mean, I remember what my hands look and feel like, because I spent so much of the year sobbing into them. I remember being in the market…Read More
Roy Halladay Sends Charlie Manuel Text Message of a Champion
It must be such an honor to be texted by Roy Halladay. It’s the kind of thing that you’d leave your wife in the delivery room to go read. Hell, it’s probably a good idea to do so…Read More
Phillies Announce That You Can Start Planning Your Life Around 2012 Now
Finally! Like you, I am unable to focus on anything but the failures of the previous season until the promise of the next one arrives. Well, it has, and I will be henceforth releasing my hostages from…Read More
Phillies Confirm Rumors that 2012 Season Will Be Played
For months now, we’ve been keeping our worries tucked deeply inside our heads. But the anxiety is there. “Sure, the Phillies are legends now. But what about NEXT season? Will there even…Read More
Dutch: Part 1
There’s an ancient VHS case sitting in my closet or under my desk or behind the toilet or somewhere else. I don’t know exactly where it is. My place is kind of torn apart right now. I’ve decided,…Read More
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