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		<title>Jamie Moyer Shocks Sports World With Resentment for Younger Pitchers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Is Jamie Moyer unkillable?  TBOH says a resounding, terrified, "YES."]]></description>
		<link>http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/03/11/jamie-moyer-shocks-sports-world-with-resentment-for-younger-pitchers/</link>
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		<title>Kyle Drabek Wears Non-Phillies Uniform; Still Really, Really Good</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Facing the Blue Jays again, the Phillies looked up and saw none other than Kyle Drabek, formerly known as the Phillies prospect other GMs would salivate over, only to see Ruben Amaro Jr. shaking his head and glaring.]]></description>
		<link>http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/03/10/kyle-drabek-wears-non-phillies-uniform-still-really-really-good/</link>
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		<title>Police Have Suspect in Murder of Entire Braves Lineup</title>
		<description><![CDATA[But Shane did throw in a single for the cause and "experienced no problems with his right shoulder," which was good, no matter who's haunted facial hair was taking control of the game.]]></description>
		<link>http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/03/10/police-have-suspect-in-murder-of-entire-braves-lineup/</link>
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		<title>ShaneWatch 2010 Comes to Adorable Close</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And FINALLY, we are going to talk about him on That Balls Outta Here.  Prepare yourselves.]]></description>
		<link>http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/03/09/shanewatch-2010-comes-to-adorable-close/</link>
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		<title>Pat Burrell Follows Diss of Tampa Fans with Request to Play More</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some people just find the relentless verbal abuse of Citizens Bank Park alluring.  I guess.]]></description>
		<link>http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/03/08/pat-burrell-follows-diss-of-tampa-fans-with-request-to-play-more/</link>
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		<title>Domonic Brown Unflinching in Face of Giant, Terrifying Owl</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever seen Domonic Brown play baseball?  Have you ever seen the sun set over the Grand Canyon?  And then beat the throw to first?]]></description>
		<link>http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/03/07/domonic-brown-unflinching-in-face-of-giant-terrifying-owl/</link>
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		<title>Roy Halladay Offers Awkward Wave to Former Teammates</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two other stories from the Phillies fabled rotation were curving and sliding their way to respective climaxes:  For Cole Hamels, that story is about redemption; for Jamie Moyer, it is about shitting on young people.]]></description>
		<link>http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/03/06/roy-halladay-offers-awkward-wave-to-former-teammates/</link>
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		<title>Jamie Moyer to Start 2010 Anti-Ageism Campaign Today</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I've been waking up for the past three mornings with the first sound I hear being a living creature begging for its life, so each day starts with a fresh bit of morbidity hanging in the air.]]></description>
		<link>http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/03/05/jamie-moyer-to-start-2010-anti-ageism-campaign-today/</link>
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		<title>Roy Halladay-C.C. Sabathia to Give Crowds One Inning of Awesome Baseball</title>
		<description><![CDATA[But WHOA!  No Victorino in the lineup, though.  Now I've got to spend all day worrying about that sore shoulder.  I've already called off work.]]></description>
		<link>http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/03/04/roy-halladay-c-c-sabathia-to-give-crowds-one-inning-of-awesome-baseball/</link>
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		<title>Ex-Phillies Pretty Sure They All Wound Up on World Series Contenders</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I just wish we could have made baseball more FUN for Brett Myers while he was still in Philadelphia.  ]]></description>
		<link>http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/03/03/ex-phillies-pretty-sure-they-all-wound-up-on-world-series-contenders/</link>
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