Phillies Gameday: Sleeping With The Fishes
Just when you think the Phillies have turned a corner, they remind you of their offensive futility. After failing to back Cole Hamels yet again, the possibility of Hamels setting a career high in losses…Read More
Mid Series Six-Pack: “Winning would destroy the morale for sure.”
It’s been a pretty crazy couple of days for the the Phillies, with the frantic, exhilarating wins and the slow, dreadful losses. Ehsan Kassim of Marlin Maniac is back to document some answers for…Read More
Phillies Dominated By Worst Pitcher Ever; Fall To Pathetic Marlins 5-1
If I were Cole Hamels, I’d be ticked off too. Hamels left Marlins Park after last night’s infuriating 5-1 loss to the pathetic Fish without speaking to the media. Because really, what was there…Read More
Carlos Ruiz and Ryan Howard Go Down at Appropriately Uplifting Moment for Phillies
Remember that time this season when everything was going right for the Phillies? It was, like, 24 hours ago. For about 20 minutes. It was starting with Erik Kratz’s home run and after all the…Read More
Dom Brown Delirious with Joy Over Thing that Happened
Like all of us, Dom Brown is from somewhere. Unlike your somewhere, Dom’s is home to the person who just won the Powerball. “Holy ***t!” Dom did not exclaim. ”I honestly can’t…Read More
Ryan Howard to Receive MRI on Knee so he and Chooch can Reportedly be “Twinsies”
Being the good teammate that he is, Ryan Howard isn’t letting Carlos Ruiz stay behind and be the…Read More
Carlos Ruiz Leaves Game with Injury as Chooch-Watch Begins Anew
Chooch left yesterday’s glorious series-winning victory with a hamstring injury. It was a terrible…Read More
Phillies Youth Movement May Be Best Thing For Future AND Present
It’s been thought that if the Phillies fall out of contention within in the next two months (and…Read More
Phillies Walk-Off Win Over Reds Was Weird And Awesome
Baseball is the only one of the four major sports that is played without a clock. And on Sunday, the…Read More
“That’s how you beat the shift,” Charlie Manuel jokes about actual way to beat shift
What was most confusing about Charlie Manuel’s post game press conference last night was the chuckles. He…Read More
Why Michael Young Should Be The Phillies’ New Leadoff Hitter
What are the main jobs of a leadoff hitter? A leadoff hitter is supposed to be someone who gets on base…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Acknowledges Cruel, Finite Nature of Time
Todd Zolecki really dug into Jimmy Rollins’ memories and nostalgia today, and offered a dystopian…Read More
B.J. Rosenberg Getting Another Crack at Mediocre-at-Best Relief Work
The Phillies are shaking their bullpen around a bit in a move that feels less strategic and more done…Read More
Tyler Cloyd Brutalized While Waiting for Return to Phillies
Tyler Cloyd will be one of the names mentioned many times over the coming weeks, by: Reporters saying…Read More
Phillies Team Doctor Chooses Words on Roy Halladay Very, Very Carefully
Roy Halladay’s surgery is over, and the incredibly intense recovery process is underway. That…Read More
Chase Utley Just Too Handsome for Young Fans
Phillies Phestival was yesterday, and fans couldn’t have been crying harder. No, not because of…Read More
Has Ruben Amaro Grown Desperate?
Everyone who is a fan of the Philadelphia Phillies has started to grow a little desperate. It seemed…Read More
Roy Halladay Beats the Hell out of Shoulder Surgery
2013 President of Major League Baseball’s Team Physician Association Michael Ciccotti released a…Read More
Platoon Splits and Lineup Optimization
The Phillies enter Thursday night with a subpar record of 19-22 following their most recent loss to…Read More
Phillies Decide Mike Adams’ Spasming Back is Worth MRI or Two
It’s just not a dreary morning without a Mike Adams’ back update! UPDATE: It’s not…Read More





















