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Phast Phive: Bona Phide Stars

In which TBOH’s writers drag links to your doorstep and leave them on the stoop as “gifts” for your readership. John Stolnis Listen, we’re all down about how this off-season played…Read More

Phast Phive: Center Phielders

This week’s links are brought to you by the power of spitefulness. Jovan Alford KG is already in midseason form with the foul language. #Celtics — Jovan Alford (@Jovan10) October 22, 2012 I thought…Read More

Phast Phive: Phree Agent Markets

Justin Klugh Hey not an Eagles fan but I assume Juan Castillo was the quarterback; solid move, he was killing you guys — Justin Klugh (@TBOHblog) October 16, 2012 You know what you haven’t done…Read More

Phast Phive: Look No Phurther

Justin Klugh My god, the Phillies are tied for ninth place in the Wild Card race or something!  It’s best not to check these sort of stats lately, especially with how good everything seems like…Read More

Phast Phive: That Crazy Greg Dobbs

Hey, ladies!  This shoe looks pretty comfortable.  I see no reason not to pay $99 for the chance to wear it to a tailgate.  And hurl it at the other team after a beer pong loss.  Which is the only…Read More

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Phast Phive: How About that Brian Schneider?

Justin Klugh People don’t talk a whole lot about Brian Schneider, because he’s a background guy…Read More

Phast Phive: The Exploding Planet of Preseason Baseball

Hey, the Phillies Spring Training truck left the other day!  Just as you expected, that’s boring…Read More

Phast Phive: a Weekly Dumping of Phillies Internetisms

Ah, Pat Burrell.  A #1 draft pick.  A seed-spreader.  Gone, now.  Retired.  A man in transition.…Read More