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Phillies Re-Sign Nonfactor Scott Podsednik to Minor League Deal
Per the rule that the Phillies only sign 35-year-old men to play in their farm system, Scott Podsednik has been re-signed by the organization for another year, along with several others with even less…Read More
Phillies Farm System Ready to Move on from Offseason Coach Trauma
After several weeks in therapy, the Phillies have finally begun the emotional process of collecting their pride and newfound abandonment issues and moving on. Mark Parent is gone; he made his choice.…Read More
BlueClaws Continue Kindness to Jersey Shore for Some Reason
Oh, those crazy BlueClaws. When will they give up on the Jersey Shore like the rest of us? The answer is never. The Lakewood BlueClaws are a freight train of charitable causes, barreling from one end…Read More
Phillies Welcome Ryne Sandberg Back After Little Job Interview “Experiment”
Fate is always best when it is accepted without question, I always say. For instance, I have wholly embraced my destiny to write and direct a disaster movie in which the earth’s water and land…Read More
Lehigh Valley Ironpigs Ask You to Prepare to be Hospitalized
Coca-Cola Park is the House of Leaves of stadiums, in that its shape is constantly shifting, morphing, and transforming; only instead of trapping explorers within its walls, the Ironpigs only intend for…Read More
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Julio Rodriguez is Totally Worth Getting All Excited About
With all this talk of the Phillies signing 40+ and 30+ gentlemen, you may have forgotten what it was…Read More
Andy Tracy to Begin Managing Career in One of Many Phillies’ Coach-Holes
I’m thinking about giving up on stories about Phillies’ staff members being interviewed by…Read More
Fresh Off Stealing Phillies’ Playoff Dreams, Cardinals Trying to Steal Ryne Sandberg
“The St. Louis Cardinals have received permission from the Philadelphia Phillies to interview…Read More
Phillies Prospects Tearing it Up in Last Place of Arizona Fall League
As you’ve undoubtedly noticed, the World Series is a horribly uninteresting affair, not even worth…Read More
Williamsport Crosscutters’ Stadium Getting New Name, Stadium
Williamsport is a city you’ve probably heard of because they permit the frolicking of children…Read More
Reading Phillies Have Been Abandoned by Their Single Parent
For those of you playing (and weeping) at home, the “Phillies’ organization coach-abandonment”…Read More
Lakewood BlueClaws Praised for Small Repairs to Image of Jersey Shore
The Jersey Shore was a pretty offensive image all on its own, even before the TV show that’s so…Read More
Phillies Top Prospect Freddy Galvis Had Us All Worried for a Second
It’s been a trying week for Freddy Galvis, who, you’ll remember, is the Phillies top position…Read More
Weight of Phillies Future Middle Infield Crushes Freddy Galvis’ Wrist
There’s been a lot of talk about the future lately. Mainly by me, on this blog. In the post…Read More
Phillies Minor Leaguers Continue Not Knowing That Drugs Are Bad
People are doing drugs. Which isn’t surprising. People love drugs. Didn’t you see any…Read More
Mark Parent Leaves Tear-Stained Farewell Note in Reading
There are few jobs that ask more from a man than Bench Coach for the Chicago White Sox. One must have…Read More
Reading Phils Nominated for Best of Double-A Popularity Awards
There is a franchise in the Eastern League that is a constant source of community progress. ”Existing”…Read More
Phillies Assure You Those Strangers in the Dugout are On the List
You’ve probably noticed all those unfamiliar people in the dugout lately. One of them is John…Read More
IronPigs Make Bacon Much Harder to Bring Home
Tied 1-1 in a best of three series, Ryne Sandberg put the hopes of the ‘Pigs in the hands…Read More
IronPigs Get Oinked Out of Series Sweep
The Phillies may have clinched playoff berth, but they’re not the only ones finding out what…Read More
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