Phillies Outfield Prospects Still Only Kind of Exciting Overall
Check out Kelly Dugan, everyone. He’s not 75th overall anymore. Now, he’s number one in the Florida State League in batting average (.344)and he’s number two in OPS (.981). He does…Read More
Chase Utley, Carlos Ruiz Sadly Begin Rehabbing to Return to Phillies
How anxious are you every day to get to that magical 7:05 hour for the first pitch of the Phillies game? Less than ever, right? Imagine you have to suit up, stretch out, and go play for that team. Impossible. Chase…Read More
Darin Ruf Update Available If You Even Care Anymore
Phillies savior Darin Ruf has not been doing much savioring at the minor league level. With double A Reading, he did make this terrific catch, but the offensive side of his game – the bigger one…Read More
Phillippe Aumont Really Not Doing Very Well at All
Phillippe Aumont, demoted to Lehigh at some point during this blur of horrid bullpennery in 2013, has shown few signs of improvement. Which is to say, not really any. The Canadian human giant has struggled…Read More
Adam Morgan: Injured Phillie Of The Week
Heading into the season Adam Morgan was regarded as a top five prospect in the Phillies organization. Now he is just the latest hopeful to get off to a shaky start and wind up hurt. So far this season,…Read More
Cesar Hernandez to Make Surprise Major League Debut
Phillies’ infield prospect Cesar Hernandez has been yanked up from Lehigh Valley this afternoon. Hernandez…Read More
Darin Ruf to Re-Begin Career as Phillies’ Future Savior Tonight
Things have been pretty Ruf for the IronPigs of late. Make you’re having these posts read to you…Read More
Reading Phillies Fans’ Terror to Reach Critical Mass During Fun Family Unveiling
Widespread mass panic is totally under control, reports mayor from helicopter Reading is more than just…Read More
Phillies Prospects Powering Through Relentless Warmth and Sunshine of Winter Leagues
Wait, how can the Carribean WINTER leagues and the Arizona FALL League be happening simultaneously? Do…Read More
Arizona Fall League Continues, Despite Alarming Number of Double Rainbows
As the Javelinas prepare to face off against the Phoenix Desert Dogs today–the same Dogs they…Read More
Contingency of Phillies Winter Leaguers Still Tearing Through Venezuela
Tyson Gillies has pieced together a solid seven games in Venezuela, hitting .385 in 26 at-bats with…Read More
Reading Phillies Still Pulling Away Despite Claiming they Love Phillies
It’s hard to believe someone when they keep backing away slowly, but the Reading Phillies are…Read More
Darin Ruf Honored for Multitude of Skillful Minor Leaguing
26-year-old prospect awaits shot at Majors, disappointment of ludicrous fanbase It was a white knuckle…Read More
Heir Apparent Sought to Replace Phillies Manager Heir Apparent Ryne Sandbeg in Lehigh Valley
Phillies willing to narrow candidates down to ex-Royals players and coaches, for some reason I think…Read More
Clearwater Threshers Permitted to Play in Stadium Not Decimated by Tropical Storm
It wasn’t too long ago that we were anxiously awaiting our star players’ arriva from the…Read More
Reading Phillies Mascot Serves as Inspiration for Corn Maze
The R-Phils have had a manic offseason. Four MiLB Award nominations? An Eastern League Executive…Read More
Phillies’ Arizona Fall League Going Great as Long as Pitcher ERAs are Ignored
Another week in Arizona has passed, but this no ordinary Arizona week swarming with rattlesnakes and…Read More
IronPigs Celebrate End of Season, Suggest You Finally Get Some Exercise
The Lehigh Valley IronPigs spent too much time jockeying around the .500 mark to make a dent in the…Read More
Afterberth: Thunder Don’t Follow Yankees’ Example, Avoid Collapse
Last night, the Baltimore Orioles lived out every perfectly sane baseball fan’s dream and humiliated…Read More
Reading Phillies Promise to Concentrate Even Harder on Hot Dogs
Like most gentlemen about town, I prefer my hot dogs both anthropomorphic and furious at me. I can’t…Read More




















