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Series 6-Pack: When the Eyes of the Rangers Are Upon You

The site won’t let me upload any graphics at the moment, so if you find this terrible confusing, shout at your computer, as I have for the past 45 minutes.  Nothing makes you feel dominant like…Read More

Series 6-Pack: Tap the Rockies

Just like a business trip during a mid-life crisis, our two days in St. Louis took a series of dark turns at an increasing pace.  So let’s hope the two day bender we’re about to start with…Read More

Series 6-Pack: I Know How the Redbird Sings

Finally, it is time to stop harassing NL East bloggers and move onto some people who aren’t use accustomed to classless inquiries as to their character.  For the next two days, we will think, eat,…Read More

Series 6-Pack: We Play the Braves a Lot

Me and Fred Owens from Tomahawk Take hurled some stones today via email, and we discussed such baseball-centric topics as Ludacris, ballet, and I think we even worked some Hoveround talk in there.  All…Read More

Series 6-Pack: Big Fish in an Unfriendly Pond

You’d think, now that we’re playing teams for the second time, that we’d be out of questions for the Marlins.  Well that’s where you’re wrong, asshole.  When it comes to…Read More

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Series 6-Pack: Misfortune Favors the Braves

Oh yeah, the Braves.  Feels like half the season’s gone by and we haven’t even played them…Read More

And Now a Message from a Talking Beard

There’s been way, way too much debate over what our reactions to Jayson Werth in Philadelphia should…Read More

Series 6-Pack: America’s Team

The air never feels as fresh and last-place-ish as when the Nationals come to town.  Fresh off a delirious…Read More

Series 6-Pack: What a Mets

Look everyone!  Its Ben Berkon from Mets blog Rising Apple again!  Last time we “Met,”…Read More

Series 6-Pack: I HATE SNAKES, JOCK. I HATE ‘UM.

Did you know that there is a young player in the Diamondbacks’ farm system named “Adam Eaton”?…Read More

Series 6-Pack: Wild Wild West

With their first series loss finally out of the way, the Phillies hope to bring their corpse of an offense…Read More

Series 6-Pack: Trouble Brewing

We’re throwing a party here at TBOH, and everyone’s invited.  Unfortunately, this is a Brewers…Read More

Series 6-Pack: Gone Fishin’

You’ve got to respect the Marlins, a team that has existed for far less time than the Phillies…Read More

Series 6-Pack: Federal Offenses

The Nationals think they’re so great with their sustainable ballpark practices and their right…Read More

Dance With Me Inside This Ring of Fire: Part Two

Part Two: First Things First I hope you like reading questions and then immediately reading answers…Read More

Phils Beat Bucs in Second to Last Game That Doesn’t Matter

ON DECK SERIES!  Doesn’t typing in all caps make things more important?  No?  Are you sure?…Read More

PHREAK SHOW: Ruben Amaro Jr. Goes Back in Time Using Darren Daulton’s Time Machine

Grand finale time for the Phreak Show.  We’re no stranger to complete and utter fiction on TBOH.…Read More

PHREAK SHOW: The Cult of Benny Fresh

Pat, the second half of The Citizens Bankers, spills his guts with some bold predictions for Ben Francisco.…Read More

PHREAK SHOW: Where do the Phillies really rank?

Citizens Bank is more than just a bank.  It’s a blog, where you can go to have opinions, advice,…Read More

PHREAK SHOW: The Phanatic; Man’s Best Friend

Pat Adair is more than just an Irish presbyterian minister from the 1860s.  He’s the self-described…Read More