Series 6-Pack: When the Eyes of the Rangers Are Upon You
The site won’t let me upload any graphics at the moment, so if you find this terrible confusing, shout at your computer, as I have for the past 45 minutes. Nothing makes you feel dominant like…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Tap the Rockies
Just like a business trip during a mid-life crisis, our two days in St. Louis took a series of dark turns at an increasing pace. So let’s hope the two day bender we’re about to start with…Read More
Series 6-Pack: I Know How the Redbird Sings
Finally, it is time to stop harassing NL East bloggers and move onto some people who aren’t use accustomed to classless inquiries as to their character. For the next two days, we will think, eat,…Read More
Series 6-Pack: We Play the Braves a Lot
Me and Fred Owens from Tomahawk Take hurled some stones today via email, and we discussed such baseball-centric topics as Ludacris, ballet, and I think we even worked some Hoveround talk in there. All…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Big Fish in an Unfriendly Pond
You’d think, now that we’re playing teams for the second time, that we’d be out of questions for the Marlins. Well that’s where you’re wrong, asshole. When it comes to…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Misfortune Favors the Braves
Oh yeah, the Braves. Feels like half the season’s gone by and we haven’t even played them…Read More
And Now a Message from a Talking Beard
There’s been way, way too much debate over what our reactions to Jayson Werth in Philadelphia should…Read More
Series 6-Pack: America’s Team
The air never feels as fresh and last-place-ish as when the Nationals come to town. Fresh off a delirious…Read More
Series 6-Pack: What a Mets
Look everyone! Its Ben Berkon from Mets blog Rising Apple again! Last time we “Met,”…Read More
Series 6-Pack: I HATE SNAKES, JOCK. I HATE ‘UM.
Did you know that there is a young player in the Diamondbacks’ farm system named “Adam Eaton”?…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Wild Wild West
With their first series loss finally out of the way, the Phillies hope to bring their corpse of an offense…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Trouble Brewing
We’re throwing a party here at TBOH, and everyone’s invited. Unfortunately, this is a Brewers…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Gone Fishin’
You’ve got to respect the Marlins, a team that has existed for far less time than the Phillies…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Federal Offenses
The Nationals think they’re so great with their sustainable ballpark practices and their right…Read More
Dance With Me Inside This Ring of Fire: Part Two
Part Two: First Things First I hope you like reading questions and then immediately reading answers…Read More
Phils Beat Bucs in Second to Last Game That Doesn’t Matter
ON DECK SERIES! Doesn’t typing in all caps make things more important? No? Are you sure?…Read More
PHREAK SHOW: Ruben Amaro Jr. Goes Back in Time Using Darren Daulton’s Time Machine
Grand finale time for the Phreak Show. We’re no stranger to complete and utter fiction on TBOH.…Read More
PHREAK SHOW: The Cult of Benny Fresh
Pat, the second half of The Citizens Bankers, spills his guts with some bold predictions for Ben Francisco.…Read More
PHREAK SHOW: Where do the Phillies really rank?
Citizens Bank is more than just a bank. It’s a blog, where you can go to have opinions, advice,…Read More
PHREAK SHOW: The Phanatic; Man’s Best Friend
Pat Adair is more than just an Irish presbyterian minister from the 1860s. He’s the self-described…Read More




















