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Sunshine and Happiness Murdered at Citizens Bank Park as Phillies Lose 117-2
As reported earlier, Roy Halladay surrendered a metric ton of runs to the Marlins, as well doing other uncharacteristically awful things like hitting batters (Justin Ruggiano twice!) So we’ll…Read More
Offensive Behavior: Phils Pound Reds, 12-5
15 hits? 12 runs? Based on the offensive numbers of last night’s game, you’d think it was played by some other team with a beating heart. Still the Phillies, though. It won’t ever be…Read More
Filet FROM Fish: Marlins Fry Phils Bullpen, 9-2
This is what this time is for–enter a situation, put in the youngsters, see what they do. It’s the experimental approach that gives us a reason to watch the games, or get out of bed in the…Read More
Kyle Kendrick Impresses with Dominant Performance Against Horse Sh*t Team
Watching Kyle Kendrick throw seven solid innings is like watching Roy Halladay throw seven solid innings, only you’re immediately suspicious of his success as a fluke or brought about by the curious…Read More
Ice Cole: Hamels Freezes Braves, 3-0
Okay so somebody pissed Cole off, but fortunately, there’s no way to tell who it was, so all we had to do was sit back and watch as his conducted an orchestra of horror on those just awful fucking…Read More
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Road to Redemption: Phillies Win 5-4 on Howard’s Game Winner in the 9th
Entering his final at-bat Sunday Ryan Howard was a paltry 9 for his last 47 (.191). Add to that he…Read More
The Doctor Is In: Halladay and the Phillies shutout the D-Backs 3-0
Now that’s the Roy Halladay we’ve come to know and love. Doc has battled through injuries…Read More
Minor Deals Phillies Major Blow
After Saturday nights 2-1 loss to the Braves, the Phillies deadline strategy has become much clearer.…Read More
If You’re Watching This Yadier, You Can Cram It: Chooch Leads Phils to 5-4 Win
Carlos Ruiz is having a better first half of the season than anyone would have ever expected. Can…Read More
Phillies Capitalize On Shaky Pirate Defense in 8-3 Win
It seems that the Phillies and Pirates have switched places defensively. Over the last few years the…Read More
Crap Sandwich: Phillies Beaten Twice in One Horrible Day of Baseball
Remember last year everyone? It seemed like the Phillies didn’t lose a series until they played…Read More
Thome Becomes All Time Leader in Walk Off Home Runs: Phillies Win 7-6
A game like this one makes you wonder about Kyle Kendrick. There are times when he actually looks…Read More
Stop, In The Name of Cole: Hamels Halts Haplessness in 7-2 Win
What does a team missing its two best offensive players need? A series with another team missing its…Read More
Cliff Lee Remains Winless, Phillies Remain Listless: Blue Jays Walk Off 6-5
What the hell can be said at this point? Cliff Lee went into the eighth inning with a reasonably low…Read More
Was This Really Worth Watching?: Phillies Shut Out By a Bunch of Relievers 3-0
This really was a terrible game. After Toronto starter Drew Hutchison exploded his elbow in the first…Read More
Thome, Blanton Lead Phils to Series Win
This series has been predicated on offense. The Twins even knocked around one of the aces in the person…Read More
Why Can’t It Be Easy: Phillies Hold on 9-8
I am going to start this recap with a hypothetical situation. Let’s say that a baseball team…Read More
The Suprising Part is That it Wasn’t Qualls: Orioles Walk Off 6-4
We are not used to this. The Phillies are playing like the last place team in the division…..probably…Read More
Nothing Can Stop a Losing Streak Like Joe Blanton: Phillies Best Orioles
At the risk of sounding like a bitter old man, I do not like interleague baseball. I know that you…Read More
Dodgers Sweep Phillies: No Really, They Swept the Phillies
This is a pretty bleak headline. What else can you say about a four game sweep? Remember when the…Read More
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