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Mets Thank MLB, Will Totally Pay Back $40 Million Loan, They Swear
With everybody in the NL East being keen these days, it makes sense to take all of our pnet-up, misguided hostility and point it at the only team who is the exception: The Mets. The Mets recently walked…Read More
Divisional Recourse: Sloppy, Sloppy Bryce-Love
Washington Nationals Bryce and his affinity for exclamation points are apparently headed to the minors to engage in “Beast Mode,” which I assume has to do with a full moon and waking up in…Read More
Divisional Recourse: I Just Really Hate That Kid
Atlanta Braves It amazes me when professional people maintain their composure, even in the face of unwarranted hostility. If faced with someone like me, I would not hesitate to break a folding chair…Read More
Divisional Recourse: The Six Strikes of Bryce Aron Harper
New York Mets Carlos Beltran is no longer in the running for the division’s best center fielder, because Carlos Beltran is no longer a center fielder. As the story goes, Carlos decided his bat…Read More
Divisional Recourse: There’s No Nonsense in Baseball
You’ve witnessed the assembly of FanSided’s NL East All-Division lineup and pitching staff. Now, behold as it goes up against baseball’s mightiest divisions on Call to the Pen, and…Read More
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Divisional Recourse: Protect Yourself at All Times
Florida Marlins Dave Winfield has been stalking Mike Stanton, and boy, you could just not ask for a higher…Read More
NL East All-Division Roster
Note: This is meant to be read with this playing in the background, so if you don’t open that…Read More
Divisional Recourse: Drug Deals and Home Invasions
Washington Nationals This division would be so much easier to win if everybody else would stop trying…Read More
Divisional Recourse: Cold Turkey
The Phillies haven’t chosen the best words to describe themselves lately, so let’s put an…Read More
Divisional Recourse: Clubhouse Presents
Somebody stop the Mets, they’re getting a head start. But nobody stop Ozzie Guillen, because…Read More
Divisional Recourse: In Which Stephen Strasburg’s Pooch has a Shit
It’s that magical time of the week again, where we lean forward and see what everybody else in…Read More
Divisional Recourse: Everything Old is Continuing to be Old
As you could tell by that last post, sometimes, you can get pretty abruptly burnt out writing about the…Read More
Divisional Recourse: Everybody’s Pissed
A new year, a fresh start, a whole new set of enemies. They have to hate us by now. They must. And…Read More
Divisional Recourse: Men in High Places
In which we recall the moves, mentions, and misery of our enemies in the form of overexaggeration, hyperbole,…Read More
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