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Justin is a tall gentleman whose baseball playing career came to a close after he realized he was too cool for baseball anyway. He discovered writing about the sport was far less humiliating than playing it as no one would have to ask him why he "runs like that."

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Series Six-Pack: “Last thing we need is a left handed Matt LaPorta.”

And somehow, we’re playing the Indians again. The last time was terrible, but it was in Cleveland, and this time, it’s in Philadelphia. So.  No 14-2 losses for us, thank you.  Here’s…Read More

German Phillies Prospect Starts Long Road to Not Just Being Known as “the German Prospect”

Julsan Kamara is one of his country’s best baseball players. But that country is not America.  It is Germany, where they also play baseball.  And for a long time, that will be all he is, especially…Read More

Mike Adams’ Back Currently Spasming All Over the Place

They say a lot of things about pitching, but “needing a back” is one of the things they tell you on the first day. Mike Adams still has his back, but unfortunately, it’s trembling and…Read More

Darin Ruf Working Hard to Convince You He is an Outfielder Again

Look at all the good Darin Ruf is doing down there at triple-A. Darin Ruf walks with the bases loaded to give Lehigh Valley a 1-0 lead. T3 in DUrham.Ruf with 21 RBI’s. — Phuture Phillies (@PhuturePhilz)…Read More

Joe Savery Completes Fallback Plan in Case “Baseball” Thing Doesn’t Work Out

Today, Joe Savery returns to Lehigh Valley for what will definitely not be the last time.  However, Joe has other plans. Joe Savery will join AAA Lehigh Valley on Sunday. WIll first pick up recently completed…Read More

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Phillies Apparently Don’t Sign Carlos Zambrano Despite Apparent Interest to, Apparently

Carlos Zambrano has not been signed by the Phillies, because that is something I guess we need to worry…Read More

Phillies Fans Issue Counter-Apology to Roy Halladay

Phillies fans offered a response to injured legend Roy Halladay’s gutwrenching apology the other…Read More

Charlie Manuel Recognized for Not Being Fired Despite Wishes of Internet

Charlie Manuel used to run this town. It was for a few minutes after the World Series.  Then, enough…Read More

Series Six Pack: “Yes, I drop-kicked some cats that day.”

The Phillies played their best series of the season this week, even in the game they lost.  Now, they…Read More

If it is broke, don’t fix it then, either: a message from Jon Heyman

Jon Heyman hopped on Twitter to deal with you mongrels still fuming over Angel Hernandez’s dumbass…Read More

Phillies Get Tantalizingly Close to Sweep; Then Don’t, 4-3

Say what you will about getting beat 14-2, but you never think you’re gonna win it. A game where…Read More

Roy Halladay Reportedly Alive After Visit to Weirdly-Named Doctor

After hours of speculation, we have our answer on Roy Halladay: He is fine and everything is going to…Read More

Charlie Manuel and Roy Halladay Maintain Special, Silent Relationship

Charlie Manuel and Roy Halladay are best friends, they just don’t talk very much or hang out too…Read More

Tyler Cloyd Asked to Pick Up where Roy Halladay Left Off

Soon, we will welcome Tyler Cloyd back to the Major League rotation.  Hi, Tyler! Tyler’s mesmerizing…Read More

Joe Savery Selected as Roy Halladay’s Replacement

Roy Halladay is officially on the 15-day disabled list, presuming he currently contains only 15 days…Read More

Series Six-Pack: “My advice? Stick a pencil in your eye.”

The Giants are in town, or we’re going to San Francisco, or who knows. … Do you think Roy…Read More

Sunshine and Happiness Murdered at Citizens Bank Park as Phillies Lose 117-2

As reported earlier, Roy Halladay surrendered a metric ton of runs to the Marlins, as well doing other uncharacteristically awful…Read More

Roy Halladay Continues Writing Feel-Bad Story of the Year

Roy Halladay blew up today, and I mean, it was real bad. He lasted a Halladay-esque four innings,…Read More

Phillies Get All Suspicious About Selling All of Their Stuff

What would you think if you started seeing this on your Twitter feed. Are you ready for the big reveal?…Read More

Phillies to Inexplicably Punish Broad Street Runners with Ticket Discount

The Broad Street Run goes down this Saturday, and the Phillies have a message for all participants: Why…Read More