Reading Phillies Invite Fans to Partake in Weird Mystery Thing
The Phillies Double-A affiliate has invoked its share of quirky marketing techniques, but never before have they instituted a Westing Game-esque puzzle for all fans to partake in. However, the team’s…Read More
NL East Infection: Onward to the Fishquarium!
New York Mets It may shock you to learn this, but the 2012 New York Mets have very little to look forward to. Barring the interference of a messenger from god, or someone’s arm tendons healing…Read More
Media Outs Several Phillies as Soulless Cyborgs
This is the time of year when very little happens. Sure. you can turn on Sports Center and let them tell you that some bowl game sponsored by a pharmaceutical company that makes cold medicine and boner…Read More
Self-Aware Phillies Website Overjoyed by Return of Jimmy Rollins
The official website of the Philadelphia Phillies was not subtle in its sheer elation of Jimmy Rollins’ three year contract extension sources and my eyeballs are saying. The fan favored shortstop…Read More
Old, Worthless Catcher Jorge Posada Naturally Getting Interest from Phillies
Just when you thought they hadn’t heard you, the Phillies are fulfilling your final Christmas wish: Showing interest in Jorge Posada. “Oh, thank you, thank y–wait. I didn’t…Read More
The 2012 Phillies Lineup: Reviewing the Bill James Projections (Part II)
This a continuation of post I wrote a few days ago. So, moving forward, let’s take a look at the…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Shifts Focus to Helping Underprivileged Ugandan Children
If you’re one of the people who watched a child open a $300 Christmas gift this year, only to have…Read More
Merry Christmas from that Phillies Blog You Read Occasionally!
You probably thought, after all the pollution and beatings and Eagles football, that Philadelphia exists…Read More
The 2012 Phillies Lineup: Reviewing the Bill James Projections (Part I)
The other day I had some fun taking a look at Bill James’s projections for the 2012 Phillies starting…Read More
With Rollins Signed, Ruben Amaro Concludes Personal Hygiene-Strike
The mussed up hair. The sweaty brow. The five o’clock shadow. Who is this man? Certainly…Read More






