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Phillies Add to Stockpile of Old Veteran Minor Leaguers

With every signing, there are question marks.  In this case, we have “Who is Scott Elarton?” Scott has pitched for such MLB powerhouses as Houston, Colorado, Cleveland, and Kansas City over…Read More

Scott Mathieson Story to Include Chapter on Asian Adventures

Scott Mathieson lit up the news wire yesterday, and not because of a poor relief appearance or pieces of his body ripping in half.  This time, it was Scott’s last dance through the Philadelphia…Read More

Middle Relievers Everywhere Shed a Tear as Ed Wade is Fired

Ed Wade was let go by his current employer; the Houston Astros.  Apparently, new owner Jim Crane decided not to bring Wade with him the American league.  There has been a ton of sentiment that Wade’s…Read More

Shockingly, Lenny Dykstra Blames Substance Abuse for His Problems

It seems that Lenny Dykstra had a little help with all those reprehensible decisions that he made over the last few years.  Apparently abusing drugs and alcohol in concert with being a complete asshole…Read More

Carpenter Complex Hoping Facelift will Maybe Get Phillies’ Attention

In any marriage, the occasional drift is a possibility.  Maybe there isn’t actual unfaithfulness, but interests can fade and what used to be fun can melt into a pile of sloppy adulterous thoughts. And…Read More

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Billy Wagner Apparently Drunk Dialed by Desperate Phillies

If reaching out to Travis d’Arnaud is calling your ex, getting in touch with Billy Wagner is drunk…Read More

Phillies Reiterate, Not Awkward to See Travis d’Arnaud Again

A few years ago, I was in Sacramento at a Triple-A Rivercats game.  My sister and her husband had taken…Read More

Phanatic Responsible For the Murder of Another Mascot

The Phanatic is legendary.  The shadow he casts upon the world of mascotdom makes life for any furry…Read More

Carlos Ruiz Places 23rd in MVP Voting

This is probably a pretty surprising development for a converted second baseman with scant offensive…Read More

Inexplicably, Omar Daal Teaches Children to Play Baseball

The internet can be an awful place.  Not if you are reading That Balls Outta Here of course, but other…Read More

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