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Delusion Helpful When Saying Phillies Will be Totally Fine

Some people are telling you not to worry or whine.  Some people are content with where the Phillies season ended and whereit  will go in 2012.  Some people don’t sleep with a hatchet under their…Read More

Hello Sadness

I wrote a game recap for every game that the Phillies played in 2011.  There were 196 posts in all; from the pre spring training game with Florida State to the game five loss against the Cardinals.  This…Read More

Joe Jordan: Plenty to Work With

In deep thought the other day, my usual abnormally high level of concentration was destroyed by the cackles of an Orioles fan on g-chat. “I saw Joe Jordan is your new director of player development,”…Read More

Charlie Manuel Waits for Placido Polanco to Leave; Calls Other Third Baseman

“MORE CORTISONE,” the Phillies trainers shouted, shattering the glass casing that read “Break in case of anything,” and dragging the firehose-esque device out. Placido Polanco wanted…Read More

Theo Epstein Rises as Culprit of Latest Phillies Coachnapping

Once again, as the cowards flee Boston, their bumbling steps are dragging lengths of debris behind them.  And Theo Epstein’s may wind up including Lehigh Valley Ironpigs manager Ryne Sandberg. The…Read More

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Scientists Already Working to Put Ryan Howard Back Together

What happened to Ryan Howard is gross.  What’s going on inside of his body is a horrible thing.…Read More

Phillies Raid Orioles Organization to Steal Some Employees

What is the “director of player development?”  Its a position previously filled by Chuck…Read More

Everyone Agrees Charlie Manuel and Vance Worley Almost Worthy of Honor

You’ve probably heard of this site Call to the Pen by now.  It’s this incredibly informative…Read More

Ryan Howard to Begin Fun Journey to Ruptured Achilles Recovery

In Game One of the NLDS, Ryan Howard started an 11-run roasting of Jaime Garcia that set the tone for…Read More

Jimmy Rollins Steps Into Ruben Amaro’s Office, Demands Job

Well, that’s that, then.  The end of another season. We all cram rally towels into our pockets,…Read More

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